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Hard.

Or tough.

 

Turgid

 

As tough as Trumps ear.

As hard as Hillary's heart.

Harder than Bill at a Thicc Intern Convention.

Tougher than Liberal Math.

 

ChemGuy’s avatar!

 

...as a dick in a couch?

 

Than a drill sergeant after a divorce.

 

This is Stefan, his name is Stefan. Harden the f@ck up, Stefan. Lol.

 

The movie about Chopper with Eric Bana is on Prime for free.

 

X is so tough, x is in Joint Boy's 5th percentile.

 

Egregious

Tough as an aging racers hard head.

 

leave motion out of it, hoses A and Hose B apparently still makes skimmy jeans. and there is, a couch somewhere? alot going on and being tough and hard at same time, some respect! lord have mercey....

 

Hard as a teenager’s dick on prom night

 

Well, somebody's on a list.

 

Tough as Chesty Puller's tits.