MotoAmerica | 2024 | Silly Season

You aren't kidding. The last time I went to Germany for business, I stayed at a place that was apparently a well known spa. After working all day, I figured I'd go hop in the pool. Imagine my surprise when everyone was naked. Nobody spoke English, but I could understand stupid American well enough. Everyone was pissed off, so I went back to my room.

 

People were pissed because you chose to wear trunks?

 

They were absolutely livid. Screaming what were clearly German expletives, and repeatedly calling me a stupid American.

 

Can you blame them, though? They probably thought that you came to watch for free. That was a Dave K move.

 

Doesn't make you stupid being modest. Different strokes for different folks.

 

Dake K would have jumped up and starting singing "you spin me round" while doing the helicopter.

 

Pffffft, he talks a big game on here. He would've showed up in shorts and T-shirt.

 

I'm talking about what he would be wearing into the water. Then again, you might be right.

 

He'd have to get in the kiddie pool too.

 

Yeah....not that I spent more than a second looking, there was nothing in that pool worth looking at. All older, out of shape people....kind of like me! On a side note, I had a beer at one of the oldest taverns still in operation, that opened in the 13th century.

 

I’ve always politely said no thanks when the offer to take me to the spa, sauna or pool while in euroland came up.

Almost relented when it an opportunity to piss in Tito’s pool.

 

Nah man, that’s not my gig. Not into the leering, not even the butt naked naked club thing.

The pool thing in Brazil is the worst imho but with your giant thing you’d be in heaven. well, if you could ignore the dudes in micro speedos. I couldn’t even find a set of board shorts to buy while in Brazil.

 

Emphasis on the free, not the nekkid.

 

Couldn’t you just have bought some pants for a “husky” 8yo and had the same thing?

 

Oh, and thank you.

 

Forgot the ass part but, you’re welcome.

 

Shit just got weird...

 

Superbike Unlimited trying to the back in the paddock