Most crazy girl you ever dated..

Did you have lotion that matched the scented candles?

 

Well I must say, you guys don't dissapoint. Pretty good stuff. The one I'm seeing now is pretty crazy, she likes to throw things, she thinks she's Rocky at times when she's drunk, she has tried to run me over with her car, I've had to bungy her to the boat to make sure she didn't go over the stern when she was passed out....the list goes on but this story is still a work in progress.......oh and yes, the sex is great...LOL....I'm phucked...

 

No but I do have a dent in my skull that does.

 

As sick as it sounds I can't help but burst out laughing everytime I hear this.....the screwed up thing is I hear it ALOT!


"Bitch tried to run me over with the car"

 

when my bat shit crazy wife and I separated for about a year I dated this go go dancer who was prrrrrrobably the best girlfriend ive ever had....

cept for the part where she wanted to get HATE fucked EVERY time. and slapped HARD. and spit on.... all while she screamed out fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy...


that was a little wierd.

 

ya think?

 

Extra starch, that'll show me!

 

It's not funny man, I jumped out of the way but she ran over my cooler and there was beer everywhere....
Son of a bitch...as metalhead would say....FML....

 

dude shit was even more wierd because she was completely normal/stable outside of the bedroom. she worked as a dental assistant during the day, she took good care of me, we lived together for a while, we hardly every fought.

i just couldnt get over the sex... thats why i ended up leaving

 

Buddy of mine hooked up with one of those one night. She wanted to be spanked hard. This is going down doggy style.

Story line according to him:

Her: spank me harder!

he does

Her: harder you pussy!

he does

Her: harder you f*cking pussy!

He says at this point his arms are tired and he's sick of getting called a pussy so he cocks back, makes a fist and kidney punches her.

She hits the bed moaning and crying. He thinks he killed her and then notices that when he punched her she sharted on his stomach.

The walk of shame was long and lonely.

 

ROTFLMAO....

 

This thread is awesome!

 

So how many of you guys can actually see it in their eyes when they snap and go balls out crazy? You know, when they go all bug eyed and the sparks start flying out like their head like they have some fracking roman candles in the eye sockets? I find I'm very good bringing that feature out in a woman... It's pretty and scarey at the same time. All 4th of July and Halloween wrapped up into one...

 

Oh man I'm crying

 

<holding my head, mouth wide open> shit!

 

So she went from you to a dude with named Titan Cox (Huge Dicks)?

 

This.

Trackstar wins the story-telling round, so far

 

There's a shocker

Too easy.

 

mine wanted it in the face. she would explode in orgasm when you slapped her.

twisted. ass. shit.

 

I hope you're not talking about the shart!