Most crazy girl you ever dated..

Shit...that can all end here and now. Spill the beans.

 

@Black89

here you go… so you don’t think you’re the only one.

 

Ex was a hair stylist, not to mention dabbled in the wacky weed but she would deliberately provoke me just to get a reaction. At least she was great in the sack.

 

Haha oh man they’re all crazy just have to find one you can cope with. Good bump

 

Here you go Linders @Boman Forklift

 

You guys going to stink up another thread?

 

Hey now it was some fool talking about cars that started it...

 

Well looky here! Y’all got something new or does that aunt ass clapper, and the floor shitting pumper, and the cousin banging fellas have to carry this thread again?

 

The saving grace in this thread, and several others, is that
I used to think I was pretty fucked up, and then a bunch
of you showed me what being really fucked up actually consists of.

 

I dated Miss Ashe Count North Carolina.

She had a hissy fit and drove her car into her own living room one day. We were not together at that time. There was plenty of crazy when we were.

And yes, she was pyscho in the sack and worth every minute.

 

I ain't saying shit. She's probably stalking my posts at this very moment!

 

My fishing buddies ex spent so much time on edibles he thinks it made her schizo.

He threw her out and came home to her hiding in his bushes waiting for him after work. He called family the first few times but eventually the law had to get involved.

And yes, hair stylist.

 

Now Puddn Puss!! Don't short yourself!! Your every bit as fucked up,maybe with different thangs? And I like to think
us old guys are educating these younguns on what can/will happen.We should probably be in schools talking to kids..
I never knew crabs existed,cept in the oceans!! And look at me now!! Theys 2 kinda crabs!!
The more you know!

 

What is a Miss Ashe Count?

What is an Ashe, and why are people counting them, and then electing a 'Miss' to represent themselves? Don't they have better things to do in North Cackalacky?

 

Hahahaha

I’ve stuck it in crazy before, but never dated crazy for more than 1-2 dates!! Unlike my old boss, I don’t like drama with chicks!!!

 

Maybe he meant one of these:https://www.ashepostandtimes.com/ne...cle_c94c8f04-9dee-5daa-b482-4580e1df8ade.html

 

Dated a woman a few years ago that was continually exasperated with what I'm all about. Not that I blame her, but I had warned her ahead of time how my brain works. So I pulled the plug, and over the past couple of years I've come home to flowers planted in my front flower bed, a tree in my front yard, christmas decorations, halloween decorations, and a plethora of random gifts. I just know if I respond to it, that it will open a door that will be harder to close, but it's getting scary.

 

RUN, don't walk away.......RUN

 

Out of all the crazy skanks recounted here, this one is actually the scariest be. She’s been methodically planning and fucking with you for years on end. She’s disciplined and willing to lie in wait. She’s probably watching your ass with binoculars or trail cams she’s planted around your property. I would go out there and look for them and other strange devices. If you watch those murder porn shows this is the behavior you see before people disappear.

It’s only a matter of time until you wake up tied up and attempt to scream unsuccessfully because of the chloroform soaked rag in your mouth. After she has her way with you she’s gonna carve you up like a Christmas ham and plant the pieces in your garden to fertilize it.

 

Yeah, I would have made a police report on that shit long ago. Make sure your locks are new, not something she has ever had access to. Make sure there aren't devices placed in those "gifts".