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Most crazy girl you ever dated..

Discussion in 'General' started by kangasj, Dec 11, 2012.

  1. Hillbillydeluxe

    Hillbillydeluxe Well-Known Member

    See everyone wants to tell their stories, welcome aboard amigo. Thanks for sharing.
  2. Hillbillydeluxe

    Hillbillydeluxe Well-Known Member

    I had to look that up. He’s just a little too high strung, needs to find himself a huckleberry, a proper sentence and paragraph forming one of course.
  3. Hillbillydeluxe

    Hillbillydeluxe Well-Known Member

    My apologies my good rebel, I’ll try harder. No harm intended.
  4. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    No stories. I don't want to ruin my chances at a gravy political career :D.
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  5. Hillbillydeluxe

    Hillbillydeluxe Well-Known Member

    @Dan Dubeau hey man, what’s the deal with the French girls at road races up there?!? I went to Shannonville years ago with a buddy from North Bay, who was notoriously bad with women, and they were everywhere. At a club race, end of season, dressed to the nines and hot and everywhere? It was like SX MX in the US. I asked my buddy about it and he said “those are all French girls from Quebec, they love racing” Is that accurate? He is half English/French and spoke French to all the other French racers but was too shy to speak to hot girls in French as he said his French wasn’t good enough to hit on girls with.
  6. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Racer chasers. I have no racer chaser stories, but I heard a few around the campfire....I didn't start racing till my late 20's and already had the wife in tow.

    French chicks are fun though. :D. We used to go on bus trips to leafs/habs games in Montreal every year. Started when I was 18, and ended around 30 or something. Good times. :D. Great city.... I have a few good core memories as a small town 18 year old partying till the sun came up in Montreal. When I'm old and the cumulative effects of smashing my brain on the ground too many times take hold I hope those are among the last to leave my grey matter.

    French racers are a hoot too. Some good dudes that like to have a good time.
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  7. Hillbillydeluxe

    Hillbillydeluxe Well-Known Member

    Good stuff, after I saw that at a club race I was in awe. And dressed up all fancy like too, not like at MX SX where they skank it up, they looked like they were going out on the town, really classy looking.
  8. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    I never did race at Shanny. Only track days, but I did hear a lot of stories from back in the day about how awesome it was. I raced with soar, and a lot of the old shanny guys came out, and came out of retirement to race with us. Lots of laughs and good times.
  9. Hillbillydeluxe

    Hillbillydeluxe Well-Known Member

    i went up to help my buddy and took him one of my bikes to ride in the 600 races. I was going to race too but there are walls and shit to crash into everywhere, turn one was fast and walls scary close. I did two laps, only because I missed track exit the first time. I said F that! I’ll wrench and crew for my buddy and ogle the hot frenchies instead. I hear Mosport and Mounttreblanc or whatever are fast and fun and even scarier
  10. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    There's only one wall to hit at Shanny. And I do remember the french girls dressed to the 9's. :D
  11. Hillbillydeluxe

    Hillbillydeluxe Well-Known Member

    My memories must be off.... is it in 1 or between 1 and 2? Seems like coming around onto the straight was sketchy but it’s been 20 years

    glad the girls memories were accurate at least :Putter::D
  12. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Mosport is FAST (never raced it, but rode a few trackdays, it's just up the road from me), never been to Tremblant. Have heard it's a beautiful track, but dangerous in spots. Almost All our tracks have some pretty dicey spots, I don't know why track designers put hard immovable shit in the way of a potential tumbling rider. Car guys don't like to hit hard immovable shit either, so it never made any sense to me at all.

    I always wanted to head out east and race Shubie, but never took my racing serious enough to run the national series. East coasters are a good bunch, and that track looks like some of the worn out backroads we used to run around here lol.
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  13. ToofPic

    ToofPic Member known well

    I was with ya there baby Larry Flint...until you poopied on my gingers! I loove em!! My favorite of all time!
    Quick story for ya..I dated a Beautiful red head 1k yrs ago.She had a brunette friend that always hung out with us.
    We were all in the back of a friends truck one night,and I was sitting in the middle.The brunette friend kept running
    her hand up my leg and groping my junk! I never moved,and let her keep doing it.My girl never noticed.
    Some days later we went to the movies,and once again I sat in the middle.Again,the brunette is rubbing my junk,
    while Im making out with the red head.It never went any further than that.I slept with red alot,and never mentioned what
    her friend was doing.Maybe they both knew,and wanted to see how i would react?
    We eventually broke up,and I tried to hook up with the brunette,but she wasn't even remotely interested.Go figure:rolleyes:
    You can send me your scrap redheads :)

    Oh...Almost forgot...Then the redhead Shitted in my driveway,and drug her ass across my dogs face on her way to the car!!:crackup:
    Last edited: Dec 30, 2021
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  14. SuddenBraking

    SuddenBraking The Iron Price

    The image of this has me in tears........:crackup:
  15. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    I believe this thread as much as Penthouse letters.... Y'all know there are places for your porn stories right? You also realize this ain't the place right?
  16. Rdrace42

    Rdrace42 Almost Cheddar

    Did you even need to clarify who that was directed at? I can't get through the first sentence before I get a migraine. Must be some interesting stories based on responses, but I really can't read them.
  17. Size9

    Size9 Well-Known Member

    Actually heard these two statements from a couple of chicks I went out with. "I want to be raped over broken glass" and "My Daddy had a big ole dick."
  18. Hillbillydeluxe

    Hillbillydeluxe Well-Known Member

    see this would get me runnin scared instantly, was that the end for you or you ride that crazy train until they derailed?
  19. Ducati89

    Ducati89 Ticketing Melka's dirtybike

    Not digging the jasmine tea aroma in here?:D
  20. Size9

    Size9 Well-Known Member

    They were both solid 8s. What do you think? The one who made the Daddy statement was after the fact.

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