More gym dumbshittery

about the time "sex offender" registrys became a thing and admitance to the list was as easy as women pulling their shirts up...

 

Depending on the location, the nakedness may be on par with a trip to Walmart...

 

Jeebus crust, old men! Went to throw a piss at the ginamo doam tonight and there you old ball hangers were! Marching around, balls swinging low, yapping it up. For F@ckeries sake, the damn place is full up with kids coming in to change before and after their games and they have to see your old balls.

Creepy ass old f@ckers!

 

You uptight mofos probably should look up the etymology of the word gymnasium...

https://www.google.com/search?q=gymnasium+word+origin

The gymnasium (Greek: γυμνάσιον) in Ancient Greece functioned as a training facility for competitors in public game(s). It was also a place for socializing and engaging in intellectual pursuits. The name comes from the Ancient Greek term gymnós meaning "naked".

 

Wanna see my balloon knot? Let's really see how open-minded y'all are.

 

OP was complaining about old guys so I was just replying to him and Broome. I don't care about the age of the frank and beans, I'm just not offended and don't understand why anyone would freakout seeing them in a gym locker. I spent my youth doing competitive swimming and nobody cared then, so I guess that's why I'm okay with it.

 

Complaining about old guys???. Come on. I was simply reporting the facts. It's not my fault they were old. I didn't select the 3 eyeball assailants.

Ageism...LOL. I'm in my 40s.

 

Call me crazy, but googling that may have gotten a few eyebrows raised.

 

Huh? Not following your thought.

 

Just for the record, I'm naked right now.

 

I think he's saying that your IT person at work, for instance, may think that you have very peculiar interests…

 

Ah. I googled from home. That would be one of the lesser weird things I google.

 

Put your clothes back on, mini ron jeremy, no one wants to see you naked any more.

 

This.

I get it, we need to get naked after a shower or changing out. But dude, walking around the whole locker room with your dick out, rubbing lotion with your leg up/balls sagging it uncalled for. I don't mind the naked part, hell I'm 30 and change out but I wrap myself in a towel beforehand.

 

I drink there every year when i go in November for the brewery expo. Good spot! The trodlestuben is my other fave.

 

And how do the other people at Walmart feel about that?

 

Pffft Walmart, he is at the local Waffle House.

 

I've been in several hot springs in onsen towns in Japan. They are 100% mandatory naked. The men and boys do walk around naked, bathing themselves and getting in/out of the hot springs. The difference is that they do it with a sense of modesty. The old dudes at the gym are being naked with the exact opposite of a sense of modesty. They're purposefully going out of their way to flail and display their junk. I find that disgusting, similar to monkeys at a zoo. I saw it once at the 24 Hour Fitness I used to go to, then never ventured into the bathroom there again for several years. I guess I'm fairly prudish, but I also can recognize disgusting behavior.

 

One time my best friend's balls and mine touched while we were DP-ing some chick from Central. That still bothers me to this day even though she got an Eiffel Tower, (which is a great honor to her, I was told).

Naked dudes in the locker room, not so much.