Legends of the Beeb

*BOOM* right in the face Elmer Fudd style!

 

See! Nigel gets it!! No way in hell, you hafta cum to that conclusion pretty soon one would think! And he finished!?

 

Ge

Get in line ol man!! I was trying to deliver his new bike to him,which he did buy in San Francisco by the way..My first clue

 

man it’s all fun and games until you admitted wearing skinny jeans… no hetero man on earth would ever wear them…

hey @HPPT post up that pic of Bitchcakes shirtless at the creek… make it @motion’s new avatar…

 

nice Freudian slip there ghey boy…

 

And Dave is the epitomy of überghey.

 

He was a good dude, but he was the only one on earth that did not realize he was gay.

 

Perhaps she had a truly excellent surgeon, and the fact just came up in casual conversation. "If my dick had been that big, I probably would have kept it!"

 

You're messed up in the head.

 

funniest Brit ever… they probably threw you out for making them all look bad with their shitty comedy

 

I forgot what thread it was in. I could be wrong on the dude's screen name. Was it Cortez something? Is that the dude who was always talking about his crazy women and getting arrested and shit?

 

He was probably the gay prostitute… not the John

 

Sounds familiar.

 

thankfully I only remember the naked jew coffee table story… that’s bad enough

cortezmachine was his user name iirc

 

Don’t forget the cupcakes!

 

oh yeah and being offended when people pointed out the woman was a whore… easily mistaken with “cum dumpster” tattooed inside her lip

 

half of nuthin is still nuthin. The only reason he has some stuff is cause she is letting him borrow it.

 

you guys see he wears skinny jeans?!?! That’s way more emasculating than losing half his stuff… even if he loses the next 1/2 and is down to 1/4… at least if he wore man pants he could look in a full length mirror

I have a pair of twin buddies that I’ve known through racing for 30 years… we’re tight… not as tight as skinny jeans but still… anyway one of them decided he was hip and cool and wore skinny jeans in front of me and his twin… he has been known as Skinny Jeans ever since… we’ve never used his real name again…

I have a buddy named Donkey Punch too… lots of friends of mine get permanently nicknamed

 

You do know you have a permanent nickname or two, right?

 

What're y'all talking about in here now? haha