Jessica Alba - Herpes Alert

Just for the sake of public health, even without visible sores/lesions, the virus can still be spread. It's called asymptotIc viral shedding that occurs frequently and randomly.

 

i heard a fun fact about herpes the other day
Beer pong is the number one way to get herpes

people pee, touch their junk, dont wash theyre hands, then toss their herpes into your beer

 

Up until recently, i thought Jessica Biel had the finest ass on the planet, then i saw this thing

 

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Oooo. That is powerful medicine.

 

2xidb take a beer break. 2morexidb

 

and who might this be?

 

Edit: Paint chips...I'll stop eating them.

Isn't that the locker room chick that's been in the news lately.

 

And what would you do for the remaining 45 minutes of your hour with her? Talk?

 

Wow...how long does it take him to drink a beer? 12 minutes?

 

I would make peanut butter castles on her bare butt while singing "Too Shy" by Kajagoogoo.

 

Yep... that outfit screams "professional journalist"

 

If she's working under the old dress for the job you want not the job you have rule then I know what her career goals are.

 

Id have the Herpies on every square inch of my body.

I dont give a fudge. Yes Biel is the better of the 2. But in all honestly
Its like compairing a Black 1198s to a Red 1198s. MOst chuds wont get
the privalige to sniff their pantys, much less actually make love to them. ( and thats
what it would be, cause Id looooooveeee doneing the sick things I want to).


Soo, all go back and continue wacking it to their half nakiy pics. And so will the rest of you. I bid you a herpie free day.

 

Saved for posterity. In case you have an awakening in the next 15 minutes.

 

These threads are the best...

 

A dermatologist friend mentioned to me that tanning beds are a major source of herpes... Yet another reason to avoid them.

 

I watched Christine O'Donnell's "I Am You" video on you tube and got gonorrhea...