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I think we have hit a new low...

Discussion in 'General' started by Used2befast, Jan 30, 2024.

  1. Used2befast

    Used2befast Well-Known Member

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  2. BrentA

    BrentA Very expensive.

    Do we get to choose which neighbor's yard it gets hyucked into?
  3. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    We've been calling them that for years. I've always hated it, but over my paygrade. :rolleyes:

    My company pays better than those guys, though.
  4. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    That costs extra. :D
  5. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    If they show up reliably and actually try to earn their pay, I'm fully prepared to address them as The Groom of the Stool.
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  6. Used2befast

    Used2befast Well-Known Member

    I can just imagine the neighbor getting you on video throwing the poop into their yard...might be a crap fight.:Poke:
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  7. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Who is over your paygrade? The wife?
  8. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    I actually kinda like that one.

    Shitman has a ring to it, too.

    A shitstorm.

    Nah, man. I sold my shit business out to a bigger fish and went to work for him. I'm just a pawn in the game of poop.

    It's all part of the feels goods thing companies are doing the past couple of decades. "Employee" is a dirty word. They're "team members", "associates"... "technicians".

    It's silly.
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  9. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    'Associates' is all WallyWorld's fault...
  10. CBRRRRR999

    CBRRRRR999 Well-Known Member

    A real shitslinger. Waste Wrangler.
  11. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    #1 in the #2 business.

    What will we doo for brown?

    Your dog's biscuits are our bread and butter.

    What else y'all got.
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  12. backho

    backho Well-Known Member

    If scooping poop was an Olympic sport, I’d be a gold medalist.
  13. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    I heard they're gearing up to try and take on San Francisco. But starting small with little doggy sized poop first before moving up to human sized.

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  14. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Turd wrangler....
  15. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    Stolen from the Red Green Show. You'll need to adapt.
    "Your sewage is our bread and butter."
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  16. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    So you're still an amateur, then?

    I'm actually curious how many pounds I pick up in an average week. Last week was overboard because of all the rain. I'd bet I had 7-8 hundred pounds.

    Average, I'd guess is 300 a week.
    Yeah, no.

    I will never look down on, or judge, another person for what they do... but ain't no way I could deal with human dookie.

    Those guys that drive the honeysucker trucks and clean the portapotties at construction sites??? Nothing but love for ya, but ain't no way.

    You absolutely can't help but get the shit (literally) on you at some point, and on occasion. It ain't a usual thing, but at some point, sooner or later, it's gonna happen.

    Worst story I know:

    Dude used to work for us back when a previous owner owned the company. Dude was a cheap mofo. Bought those thin trashbags because they were cheaper. Steve actually used those cheap-ass bags, and would over fill them. One day, he was at the shop throwing away his collections.... it had been a rainy week... and he lifted up the overfull bag to put it in the dumpster,,, and it ripped when he got it up to about chest high. :Puke::Puke::Puke::Puke:I'll let you fill in your own blanks.

    Nah., bro. I used the thick contractor bags, and didn't over fill them, and I pulled my truck up to the dumpster so I could throw em directly in.
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  17. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck


  18. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

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