Halloween costume ideas

It's ge to be about that time. I need good ideas, not your lame shitty ones. Really thinking inflatable dinosaur or dead pool.

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Wait, you want to be an inflatable dinosaur? I don't get it. How do you get in it if it's inflated? Or do you get in it then inflate it? Won't you eventually run out of oxygen? This is disturbing. You suck at Halloween.

 

Because inflatable dinosaur isn't lame and shitty.
You suck at Halloween.

 

"Not your lame shitty ones" followed by two of the lamest shittiest ones.

 

This dinosaur

 

Stop making fun of me. Mongo, where's the "safe space", where their trigger words won't offen me

 

Those damn dinosaur things are played out. You see them all over the friggin place. Last time I was at Rehab in Vegas our friggin server dressed up in one and was running around the pool in it.

 

I haven't heard any suggestions, just you calling me lame, and that I suck

 

Dress up like Ice-T and have a friend dress up as a lemonade stand.

 

Ok then you could be a lame prostitute.

 

I had a buddy that dressed up in shorts, a fur jacket, coon skin hat, no shirt, lipstick and jackie O sunglasses. What was his costume? Angel Dust.

 

You couldn't afford me

 

You by yourself or have a date? What is she (he - nttawwt)?

I've always wanted to go old school and do a gorilla suit.

 

Last year the gf and I went back to the classics and did Top Gun. She was Maverick (although, who really cares which she was... hot chick in a short-skirt flight uniform.. nobody cares what the name says) and I was Goose. To make it unique however I found a white snowboarding helmet, did it up with US Navy-like stickers, and then smashed the fuck out of it with a sledgehammer. Got a shitload of zombie latex makeup, worked in a piece of sharp-looking styrofoam bone on the side of my neck, put on the helmet - I was a perfect Dead Goose.

 

V from Vendetta..

 

Go in the dungeon, you'll be safe in there.

 

Howard the Duck

 

A couple buddies rented chipmunk costumes one year. Nobody knew who they were for the first hour they were at the party. They didn't say anything and drank beer without removing the costume. It was pretty entertaining.

You could go as a clean maxi pad and find the weirdo that tries to smell you.

 

Halloween, when ladies can let their inner stripper loose without shame.

 

Gawd! I want to shoot Anyone I see wearing that stupid mask in the face with a .410 shell full of rock salt.