Got an interesting Temu advert

I can't wear any of this shit.


Yes I'm charging my phone at this very moment.

 

Why not?

 

Based on the title and unwarranted past experiences, I thought butt plug for sure.

 

Caboose suits?

 

Well not in public anyway.

 

I wonder if I should leave this thread up. @Dave K is gonna wake up every night screaming and shaking until his wife pours cold water on him.

What's a Temu anyway? They were spamming me like crazy for a few weeks. I had to block a shit ton of email addresses.

 

Yeah why not? Just like anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

Not the same?

 

Temu is the internets waste dump for new goods

 

Seems like an ad for Jan 1 Pasadena parade of giant asses.

“next up, Cotton, we have the Chamber of commerce float celebrating the giant asses in yoga pants of Walmart after 10 pm on a Friday night.”

“Yeah, skip, I haven’t seen that much Lycra holding back ham smuggling since the thanksgiving of 2020.”

 

I dunno, we've got several things from there that are every bit as good as stuff from Ebay or Amazon. Difference is it all comes directly from China so it might take 10 days and it's all incredibly cheap.

 

@SirCrashAlot get the ribbed…. You know for her pleasure happy holidays to all y’all on the Rez brother

@Dave K was that Jason Batemen’s character’s name in Dodgeball? I’ve quoted his “cotton”
Comments a million times but never wondered what his name was… until now…

 

It's the new Alibaba. In China, they recently took over from Alibaba as #1, and they are going after Amazon in the rest of the world.
Their ads are seemingly everywhere.

 

Pepper brooks

 

F’n “skip” we can’t trust Dave with anything

 

Never heard of temu. Yesterday 2 packages show up from that. Ball and chain bought night vision binoculars and a monocular, for 35 bucks she said. Tried them out last night in the woods, they worked incredibly well and clear pic quality. Last and most important, the top 2…..2x

 

2xidb


Slackers

 

Back in line chump!! That was the last thing I said……I just left off “idb” because that’s a forgone conclusion

 

....and the OP is on 5G.


Coincidence?....

 

It isn't good 5G. Sucks actually. Verizon is the only game in town so I'm forced to use their service which BTW I only started getting the 5G signal last week.