GGs next car thread

Im going with mid 80's caprice classic with police spotlights and big tall white wheels

 

My neighbor has an old gold color fiero

 

I still think it needs to be a Tesla with the motors swapped out for a de-tuned Duramax.

A coal-rolling Tesla would be the shit!

 

Assholes. I can’t even enjoy it for two days without y’all fucking with my head.

 

I just figured I would beat you to the punchline when you'd be making this thread in 3 months

 

A new yeller Ferrari just so he can tell the plebes how unworthy they all are.

 

Nah I think I’ll keep this one for a long time. Yes, I know I say that every time.

But I’m for real this time.

I don’t even plan on looking for anything else for at least 3 years.

 

Imma keep this for future ammo.

 

There do not exist enough laughing emojis to adequately express how much I AM LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF RIGHT NOW!!!!

 

We have very different definitions of "long time". The newest thing we own is 6 years old. One is old enough to gets its own drivers license now and the other two are about to be teenagers.

 

Did you buy a Porsche or something wrong?

 

Put up a poll. I bet “Penis” wins the popular vote.

 

Even if it's not an option! LOL

 

Yep, a Porsche.

 

Something tells me it’d be in the poll.

 

First parking lot ding and that Porsche hits Facebook marketplace place faster than you could unstack a pallet of water bottles.

 

I thought you were in my hood earlier today then noticed black calipers. Neighbor picked up his on Friday. He gets a new one every. 24 months. He doesn’t deserve anything performance, it’s painful to watch him drive my. He had the Cayenne GTS Turbo (not sure if that’s the exact name but no it was a turbo with GTS package, he Gets his cars de-badged). Hopefully over the holidays after he has a few cocktails in him he will let me drive it although he’s a nervous Nelly and the cars his “work” car and he’s always afraid because it’s tied to his company. Can’t make that shit up.