Gawd, I hate cats.

I really hate 'em. They're sneaky, whiny, little shitting machines that kill anything that doesn't kill them first. They're fun to chase with a vacuum cleaner wand and shoot bottle rockets at, but, otherwise, they suck. Hair all over the @#$% place.....scratches on the new furniture.....cat opera at 4:00 o'clock in the morning. I like kicking cats, but my wife gets in my ass about that, so, I wait until she's not around to do it.

Is anybody else on here a certified cat hater?

By the way, dogs rock.

 

Dogs are a slobbering version of Chris Farley.



Lets see you dog guys leave a bowl of food in the kitchen and go out of town for a week. Or better yet, just put the cat outside and let it fend for itself.


I had a dog...might as well have another kid. Way too much maintenance and it didn't kill one thing the entire time I owned it. My cats bring me daily surprises.


Cats rule!

 

Animal abuse?................got beat up a lot didn't you.

 

I thought Dahmer was dead.

 

Do you like a shallow creature, Fokker?

 

I don't mind cats, we've had one off and on since we've been married, don't have one currently. They are a hell of alot easier / less work to take care of than a dog though.

 

My wife hated our cat. I came home one day to find it pancaked on the road a couple of houses down. Apparently it snuck out of the house when my wife went to work. After scraping it off the street I checked my wife's front bumper for fur. To this day I still think she did it.

 

this is why cats rule.

 

Dan, you're a cat lover? I never would have known.

 

Mostly all dogs and cats.....yuppers.

 

Cat hating is common when people realize the cat is more intelligent than themselves.

 

"Ya know, you can eat that. It actually tastes pretty good," says my dog hopefully as I shovel out cat poop out of the litter box. Such a small kitten. Such a large and vile smell. How did I end up with this job? I fucking hate cats.

 

I like cats, I just cant eat a whole one.

 

never thought i liked cats....then i rescued one, and shortly after rescued two more. best decision ever. i love when they catch a mouse in the house.

 

If your cat weighed 500 pounds, it would eat you. If your dog weighed 500 pounds, he would still be your buddy. Cats are inherently evil.

 

That's why mountain lions scare the crap outta me.

 

My daughter just brought home a kitten...our third cat. Was kind of pissed first because I end up taking care of them, but then this...

this little bastard actually plays "fetch". It's got this little squeak toy; it will jump on the bed while the wife and I are watching TV and lay it on her. She throws it off the bed and this kitten flies after it and brings it back to her no matter where she tosses it. Little son of a bitch will do this until it wears out.

I've had cats for the last 30 years and have never seen anything like this.

I'm going to record it and send it to AFHV. I'll be rich!!!

 

I like cats. I also like dogs.

People are what I hate.