There is a rib joint here that has a "hog members club" if you can eat 32 oz of ribs. My old work out buddy and I were there for his B-day. Yeah it was "on" but it was only two full racks of ribs but it did come with french onion soup/salad/ baked tater and warm fresh bread.
That same logic can be applied to... "I just had explosive diarrhea, why wipe my ass. It's just going to get dirty again tomorrow..."
We were having a few beers after work not long ago and for $5 the vietnamese guy I work with poured half a bottle of Dave's Insanity sauce into half a bottle of beer and chugged the whole thing. I think he almost died.