Divorce help - God Damn Epidemic

Are we married to the same woman?

 

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Dang, Jeff Bezos is gonna give this another try!

 

Hell, for half his fortune, I'll marry that ugly ass bald mofo!!!

Unless Oprah calls first.

Or maybe one of the Walton hags.



Paris?

 

now be nice... some of the Waltons were cute.. big Waldorf and hotels well your point of view... dear Liza dear liza

 

if you are jump ship...

 

All that money and the best Bezos can do is land a younger version of Jocelyn Wildenstein? She is definitely no stranger to the plastic surgery industry...

 

Well he is not exactly Fabio, so……..

 

Did I hear drums?
Frednando?

 

First time I read your comment, I thought you were criticizing Crashman's remarkable Greek God physique. Clearly, he can afford to keep talking shit all the time about the way women look.

Have you seen Flavio Briatore at the beach in a speedo? Check out some of his conquests. A sizable bank account can compensate for a lot of shortcomings. And he might be worth 1% of what Bezos is worth.

 

It’s lunch time here, your Briatore comment almost cost me my cheeseburger

 

My physique is closer to Asian God than Greek God. But you gotta admit, being worth $138 Billion should allow you to find a mate that doesn't look like a B grade adult film actress. I am just curious if he has a good pre-nup or if he is on his way to having a net worth of $70 Billion.

 

“If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life…”.

 

What if he likes adult film actresses? That makes someone with the looks but not the mileage very attractive.

 

Maybe Bezos ordered her from Wish.com

 

Always a possibility I guess. We are just guessing at mileage though.

From photos I have seen I would have to say Charlie Sheene did better with alot less money.

 

The money isn't spent yet.

 

It cost him a Hi-five diagnosis... Not exactly cheap.

 

No matter how much money the guy has and no matter
how physically attractive his women are he still has to pay
them to be with him. It's just a business transaction.

I'm broke and not quite as young and devilishly handsome as I used to be
but I don't have to pay so I don't envy those guys.

Who wants to be a big fat bag of french fries laying on the
beach with a bunch of seagulls squabbling to get their share?
I want the solitary gull who is happy to have just one
big french fry from my Happy Meal and one gulp of my vanilla shake.

Philosophically speaking.

 

Hasn’t slowed Magic Johnson down any…