Daytona 500: Austin Dillion’s Wife

Track lizards.

It's all about the Benjamins.

 

And it's Dillon...not Dillion.

 

Racer chaser. Chicks like the dangerous types. Also some of those chicks are just looking for some camera time to boost their modeling careers. Who cares why

 

Pit lizards.

The aforementioned Kyle Busch actually got in trouble for saying that phrase in an interview several years back.

Then he married one.

 

I sit corrected. They were out in force at the SCCA Runoffs many years ago. Even at the "amateur" level, it requires cubic dollars to be competitive.

 

He will forever be "Shrug" as dubbed by DW when he first came up.

 

Is that a hybrid of the famous Lot Lizard.

 

A little more upscale.

 

I'd venture to say more than a little. At least as appearance goes.
And I suppose end result also, being that one is looking for $20 million where the other is looking for merely $20.

 

I was a roadie for a band back in the day. I feel ya.

 

“Shrub”

 

Which nobody calls him but DW. Nobody else calls Junior "June Bug", either.

 

I understood. You stated that crashes happened because of “rusty veteran drivers”. Your quote not mine. I just said it won’t make a difference, they still crash on plate tracks all the time regardless of rust, rookies or whatever you might think may cause them. The whole concept of that type of racing creates crashes and therefore viewers. Yeah buddy!

 

DW=annoying as hell.

 

No, I stated the specific crashes mentioned happened for those specific reasons. I was responding to someone so it doesn't work to quote me as though you don't know what was being discussed.

 

Do you remember Buddy Lazier's wife?

 

Deflect much?

Lighten up dudette.

 

Dudette, I'm not going to be misquoted as though I haven't been watching this shit for 50 years. My comments were specific to the wrecks being discussed around Bowyer and the idiots who killed JJ's run. I obviously know all plate races have big wrecks, so quoting me as if I need this explained is ridiculous. You're welcome.

 

I bet you could kill a mountain lion with your bare hands...

 

One hand. While smoking a cigarette.