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Damn bruhhhh……

Discussion in 'General' started by cortezmachine, Oct 24, 2022.

  1. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned

    Might be going back to single Cortez soon.….


    Chick I’ve known for over 20 years has a jealous husband and he read some shit she said to me today from her iPad (that was not reciprocated on my end, pushed off even). Now he’s on a mission to hunt down my lady and tell her that his wife and I have a thing going on. Which we don’t. :crackup:
     
    Last edited: Oct 24, 2022
  2. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    Maybe you need to teach this female how to delete texts.
     
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  3. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned

    that’s the thing that’s weird. I didn’t say anything that could be misinterpreted. She did. In fact I discouraged her advance. This is him trying to hurt her by hurting me. Which, if I’m completely honest… won’t. I’ll be fine no matter how it plays out.
     
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  4. socalrider

    socalrider pathetic and rude

    more quick editing Cortez? leave your shit up or dont post it dude.
     
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  5. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned

    yeah yeah I shortened it.
     
  6. socalrider

    socalrider pathetic and rude

    well it makes more sense now... prepare for the shitstorm
     
  7. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned

    I know right
     
  8. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Does he have the same "background" as you? Is he a threat?
     
  9. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned

    No. And judging by his method of revenge he’s clearly bitch made.
     
  10. SGVRider

    SGVRider Well-Known Member

    Anyone’s potentially unpredictable when their spouse is involved in trying to go off the reservation, but if he were intending to do anything I think he’d just show up vs. trying to fuck with Cortez’s life first.
     
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  11. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned


    It’s all good. I was born in a small cabin in the mountains just outside the wishaniggawoods

    I feel bad for her. She fucked up. She was complaining about him in text and saying she was threatening to leave him. Then tried to insinuate that we could be together I was like whoa whoa whoa bitch slow your roll! The whole time he was reading our conversation on her iPad at home while she was at work
     
  12. SuddenBraking

    SuddenBraking The Iron Price

    Real lil dick energy.
     
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  13. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    Hey look! It’s another train wreck!

    Can’t. Look. Away…

    Oh wait. Yes I can. :moon:
     
  14. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    And the lesson to be learned here is never leave your device unlocked. Even at home. Ohh and stop using Apple products.
     
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  15. Sounds to me like this guy is being a little bitch about it.

    If he has (or thinks) there is a problem with you, then he should go straight to you, like a man.

    Don’t go talk to your wife and start drama like some high school bitch.

    If I thought some dude was fucking with my wife, me going to talk to his wife would be the least of his worries.
     
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  16. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Damn, y'all slippin.

    Pics of the chick, please.




    :D
     
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  17. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    I'll rent you a 3 foot screwdriver.
     
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  18. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    From the other thread.

    Maybe I'm a sucker but I don't have any of this drama in my life. :Poke:
     
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  19. tony 340

    tony 340 Well-Known Member

    Let him tell your wife, definitely do not stop him.

    You'll get crazy good sex in the end.
     
  20. StanTheMan

    StanTheMan Well-Known Member

    If he shows up, make a coffee table out of him He'll probably enjoy it.
     
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