Lol. See, I started this because I stopped in an old country convenience store the other day and had to pee. I had to stare at a condom machine while whizzing. That thing was like 50 years old. Made me chuckle. Grossed me out too.
The prostitution business outside of my shop door for a few years was pretty off the hook. I thought about installing one of those machines on the wall in the exterior of the building at the parking spots they use. Lol.
Had a girl once who was allergic to the latex ones so had to use lambskin. Found out they don't protect against STDs!!!!
Military issue is the way to go. Those things prevent pregnancy, stop all disease transmission, and ward off over 95% of the effects of a direct nuclear strike. They also kill sensation like a drum of novacaine, but that's a small price to pay for guaranteed genital integrity.
