CIVIL WAR!!! (Not Political)

Ok so the movie….

im bored tonight.

do the good guys win or the bad guys win?

seriously not political guys so keep it clean.

 

There is nothing political about this movie. Sure it was released 7 months prior to a presidential election but that's a complete coincidence.

 

Wait wait wait...so this ISNT and instructional video?

F(*&K. Now you tell me.

Hey, someone. Call the RPG guy and cancel the order.

What am I supposed to do with all thee ball bearings, KNO3, zip ties and electrode pads???

 

"The south's gonna do it again"

The didn't do it the first time!

 

how often the Texans call you a yankee? just cuss them in Spanish when they do… try “pinche Puta”

 

Never heard of it until now but the only redeeming quality of the movie that might make me watch it is that Nick Offerman of Parks & Recreation fame is in it.

Ron Swanson is my hero!

 

you just like his ghey stache

When I think of P&R I always think of the “don’t be suspicious” scene when the twins are at the funeral rolling… I watched it not long ago and it wasn’t very funny… I was probably rolling too back then

that show is fairly accurate of the shitty ass state though… Buncha ass backward ignorant fucks

 

Funny you say that. I was helping my BIL. He introduced me to his buddy, said I just moved here, "from where"....Indy, "so you're a yankee" I said I guess so. He kind of chuckled, then I said "Zak, does he know where you were born"? Zack (BIL) said no....I said "he was born in Greenfield Indiana"!

 

There are so many good ones! /threadjack

Where do I start?

 

I thought Captain America was a do gooder pussy in this one. Ironman was right. The Black Widow was hot.

 

If you have to ask…

 

That kind of depends on who you consider to be the good guys and the bad guys are, don't it?
Lets just say the status quo was stood on its ear.

 

What's so civil about war, anyway?

 

HBO's 1997 'The Second Civil War' was way better.

 

“What we have here is”

 

A failure to communicate.

 

^He gets it.

 

Dammit, now I'm off to the car wash...

 

Lucille, Lucille, Lucille!!!

 

I thought it was pro cnn propaganda!

nah, painting the media as innocent and fair reporters of the news. . .

what was deano’s chant at ARR back in the 1400’s? Not just mindless cheerleading?