Car dealer allocation

https://carbuzz.com/news/crazy-dealer-wants-500000-for-2021-porsche-911-turbo-s

 

That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. I hope that thing sits there forever and never gets bought.

And someone kicks that dealer in the twat.

 

Hold on a minute...maybe you can get half a mil for the Jag.

 

Hell you might be on to something. Maybe I should throw it out there for like $99k and see what happens.

If someone buys it, awesome. If they don’t, fuck it. I’m gonna trade it in anyway.

 

This has been a Porsche dealer problem for way longer than the pandemic.

Pretty sure they've tried to address it too.

 

I can see you now .. showing up at the assembly line with a small petting zoo in tow …. And a skid of Purina ; Monkey , llama , Donkey CHOW …

 

Hopefully, the thieves will leave it up on acid green cinder blocks when they take your wheels and calipers ..,

 

With some really nice pictures, you might be surprised.

 

I'll PayPal you the money for it right now.

 

Post and ad and you might be surprised. Really...good luck.

 

Broome...is it to late to cancel your VW Beetle order????? These are getting out now....

Cavallino Rampante!!! FTW!!!

a naturally aspirated 6.5-liter V12 producing 715 horsepower and 528 pound-feet of torque. Revised valvetrain, induction and exhaust systems enable the powertrain to realize 80% of its torque from 2,100 rpm.


https://www.yahoo.com/autos/ferrari-purosangue-revealed-ferraris-next-170000217.html

 

Whoa, that thing got aftermarket errthang? Serviced by Livengood? If not, I'm out...

 

I don't think that's going to beat the Porsche in a straight line. At least, not under 170 mph.

 

Ferrari Purosangue: Maranello’s four-door, four-seat V12 superweapon has arrived
https://www.carmagazine.co.uk/car-news/first-official-pictures/ferrari/purosangue/

suicide doors



smily face

 

Pass...

 

All it needs is to loose a set of doors...boom! Amazing Shooting Brake!!!!

 

$400k. He can get the Porsche and the Audi for that. And still be able to fill both with bottles of water.

 

While not having to suck Ferrari's dick for allowing you to be a customer.

 

None of this is going anywhere until car manufacturers start listing the cargo space in numbers water bottles

 

This.

That is the biggest holdup for me. Just the fucking audacity of the "You can't have one of those, we might allow you to have one of these" type of attitude from a car dealer pisses me off. Fuck them.

It starts at $400k, and will likely be over $450-470k by the time you get it how you want it. That is double the price of the Porsche, and I highly doubt it is twice the vehicle. Like Papa said, it will be slower in a straight line. And I highly doubt it will be faster around the Nurburgring.

The only thing I would gain is being able to say "That's my Ferrari". And being able to say that isn't worth an extra $200k to me, especially when I would have to kiss people's ass hoping they will "let me" buy one of their cars. Yeah, they can fuck right off with that.