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Broome jokes

Discussion in 'General' started by notbostrom, Jul 27, 2024.

  1. notbostrom

    notbostrom DaveK broke the interwebs

    I'll start

    How does Broome wash his car?














    With his checkbook
     
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  2. notbostrom

    notbostrom DaveK broke the interwebs

    How many dogs has Broome played with?









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    All of them
     
  3. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew EeVee range testor and subsidy recipient

    The whole world is his petting zoo. :)
     
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  4. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    How do distract a BBSer?


    What? I saw something shiny, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, Rossi is the goat.
     
  5. 27

    27 Well-Known Member

    Was there an appearance I missed? The Somali pirates get tired of him and took him back?
     
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  6. notbostrom

    notbostrom DaveK broke the interwebs

    No, was hoping this would lure him back in. I think of him when I eat at Subway and the meat and toppings are upside down
     
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  7. notbostrom

    notbostrom DaveK broke the interwebs

    Or if the lettuce on my burger hangs out of the bun unevenly
     
  8. 27

    27 Well-Known Member

    Odd how people impact you… someone asked his number last week and I have no idea why I knew it because I’ve never met him or seen a racebike of his…

    this place is something for sure
     
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  9. ToofPic

    ToofPic Well-Known Member

    Papa talks to him still? Tell him to get his water buying,donkey petting,white rim hateing ass back here!! C'mon now!! Whoever pissed you off is sorry fellur!! :Poke::beer:
     
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  10. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    I was thinking about him this week. The horse farm my kid works at is looking at getting an attack donkey and said to sam that “broome would try and make friends with it.”
    Went over her like a soccer reference would on the bbs. :D
     
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  11. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Hmmm, would broome make the BBS hall of fame?
     
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  12. Pneumatico Delle Vittorie

    Pneumatico Delle Vittorie Retired "Tire" Guy

    Maybe we need a BBS "wack pack" thread inspired by the Howard Stern wack pack?
     
  13. notbostrom

    notbostrom DaveK broke the interwebs

    He IS the BBS hall of fame.


    He's the chuck Norris of BBSs
     
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  14. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?












    Sheik's ego.
     
  15. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    You’re saying he’s above JU, madbrad, Mongo, Doyle, frank and many others?

    You live under power lines as an infant?
     
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  16. Spang308

    Spang308 Well-Known Member

    No, but the water story alone puts him in rarefied air.
     
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  17. notbostrom

    notbostrom DaveK broke the interwebs

    Until one of those guys has water stacked to the ceiling, a Lambo and has pet every farm animal on the planet all while skipping leg day then yes he is king
     
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  18. Mot Okstef

    Mot Okstef Living on the Island of Misfit Toys

    And don’t forget the self inflicted gym competition stories when someone jumps on a treadmill next to him and even slightly appears to be trying to win. :crackup:

    His poor wife prolly gave up worrying about him being perpetually late getting home and just asks him “What was it this time?” when he finally gets home. :D
     
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  19. ToofPic

    ToofPic Well-Known Member

    He gets my vote for the animals first,then the OCD,choice uppercuts,Vehicle insanity,zero regard for anything from the past that he couldnt relate to... I feel like were giving his obituary :crackup:
     
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  20. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    Was about to say: treadmill sprints
     
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