Book of Racing; Chapter 2015, Psalm 46:

Which is exactly why people shut off the races when Jorge is leading but people are glued to their seats when Rossi is battling.

 

I hate to kick a Uccio masterbater when he is down but I think when Rossi loses this title his Goat status should be surrendered!

 

Why? Title or no title, what he's done this year only ads to his legend. Who do you propose as the GOAT, and what were they doing at age 36?

 

The Book of Racing tells of a Demon non believer from the East, across great waters, from the land of Frogs. The book says to "Cast out the Frog Demon with images of JOY AND Victory!!!!"

 

Making the podium in every race this year - pretty friggin impressive, given a lower starting position than MM or JL in every race except Assen. The win at Assen was pretty incredible, bordering on epic. Hard to deny he is one of the greats. I'm pulling for the geezer.

 

23 points in hand with 5 rounds to go. MM will take most of the remaining wins. Its all or nothing for him. MM taking wins takes away most of the points differentials on the table. Rossi won't crash. Jorge has been mind-f$cked. He proved that today by being over-zealous on a cold tire in sketchy conditions. Total rookie mistake. The only thing stopping Rossi from taking this championship will be more bizarre races or a mechanical DNF, which isn't going to happen.

 

The out of the ordinary races work in his favor.

 

Except it almost didn't work for him today!

 

Rossi was very lucky.

 

Lorenzo got totally Gibernau'd yesterday. No luck. Just a "masterclass."

 

In reality, the motorcycle riding goat is Toni Bou.

 

How many championships vs. Dougie? Memory fails me. But surely one could argue for Sammy Miller.

 

DL was 7 out and 5 in and TB is 8 and 8, consecutively.

Dude is an assassin on a bike.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emSpu0K9JWc

 

Rossi could win the world trials championship on his GP bike. In fact, he probably will after he retires from real racing. He's just that damn lucky.

 

PSALM 47 - The Jedi Mind Fuck Backfires

A fortnight after The Day of Doom, the Uccio Nation gathered inValencia for the Final Coronation.
The challenge that Jesus of Tavullia had brought upon himself was monumental.
Thousands of asterisks had been polished and holstered under the yellow shirts, just in case.
But the uccios had prayed collectively for two weeks, in shifts, day and night.

They had first hanged their hopes on good old favoritism, self-respect be damned.
Their faith in the benevolent priests of the C.A.S. was strong, they sent a petition.
The verdict could only be a fair and just show of blindness to JoT's transgression.
Alas, the priests resisted the power of collective prayer and said "Racers race!"

The Final Coronation started with great promise and a scintillating practice performance.
The Moody Janitor seemed disoriented and threatened by JoT's speed.
But on the second day, when it counted, he pummeled the track into submission.
While Valentina rehearsed the Valencia Choke trying to follow Lil' Dani.

On the third day, hope had returned to The Uccio Nation after a night of prayer.
Hopefully a meteor would plummet to earth into the Spanish Armada.
JoT would then take his rightful place at the front of the pack,
As the rest of the field would part like the Red Sea in a show of respect.

Finally it was time to race, the starter turned off the red lights.
JoT sliced through the bottom half of the field like an incandescent knife through butter.
While he was making a mockery of that joke of a penalty, Team Italia was doing its job.
Petrucci rolled out the red carpet, Iannone tried to bring out the red flag.

The situation quickly reached the expected point, JoT in fourth hoping for divine help.
The large hordes of uccios suddenly got quiet, shamefully praying for Marquez and Pedrosa.
The Moody Janitor fought like a wounded lion, eventually making it his coronation.
He sadly ruined it with a prepared celebration, but what mattered was the uccios' deflation.

 

Simply cruel

And this is coming from someone who is an asshole.

 

Well done!

 

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