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Best breakfast cereal

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, Sep 9, 2022.

  1. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Grape nuts. Period.

    The end.
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  2. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Steak and eggs.

    Fuck your vegan mulch.
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  3. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    I said CEREAL fool!
  4. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    A proper breakfast eats cereal for breaktfast.....

    I actually thought you'd be more of a count choculla or lucky charms kinda guy.
  5. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    What ^^ said.

  6. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    Fruit loops.
    Capn Crunch.
    Metal Head AKA Fruity Pebbles.

    All of those are 9 million % better than effing grape nuts. You hippie.
  7. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Cap’n Crunch all berries. Your poo will be a weird color or three but who cares.

    grape nuts are good when you want to max out the poop to effort ratio. A giant log with almost no effort and any bubble gum you swallowed as a kid that make it to your intestines will be flushed out.
  8. Yama-saurus

    Yama-saurus Well-Known Member

    Cocoa Pebbles mixed with Grape Nuts.... you're welcome !!!
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  9. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

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    GM GIXXER Well-Known Member

    Pour milk on it....DONE!!
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  11. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    You know this Gomer uses hemp milk…. :Poke:
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  12. deathwagon

    deathwagon Well-Known Member

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  13. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Cheerios with beer.
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  14. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    does grape nuts pair well with your metamucil?
  15. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    I can no longer fart with confidence. Metamucil is the last thing I need.
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  16. Mick6R

    Mick6R Well-Known Member

    Honeycomb and Zucaritas (Mexican Frosted Flakes) are at top of list. Cheerios and Frosted Mini Wheats will do in a pinch. After those, some Carnation Instant Breakfast will get me to lunch.
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  17. gixer1100

    gixer1100 CEREAL KILLER

    1.5cup oatmeal and 2 scoops protein powder. boom
  18. DJ Baker

    DJ Baker Well-Known Member

    Golden Grahams
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  19. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Trix are for kids. Or for Metalhead, same thing.
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  20. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Was gonna say corn flakes but this'll work.

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