I can grow a full fkn neanderthal beard. I'm Danny Glover Lethal Weapon 2. I'm Uncle Remus Song of the South. And I can't fkn stand it. I dunno how y'all put up with it. (Knowing the amount of metrosexuals on here I give it one page before you girls trot out your hair products.)
I can’t. Maybe a sad ass soul patch and a mooostache that’d have INS giving me double takes and a one way ticket the San Salvador. “yo, dude, I’m a cracker ass cracker from PA!!!!”
Mine varies in length from medium to psycho santa, you just get used to it. I pretty much ignore it until the wife starts bitching about it or the dog steps on it when he climbs on me in the recliner.
I usually have one for a couple months out of the year. Wife usually tires of it before I do, though.......while she really likes the way it looks, she says it's like making out with a Christmas tree.
I grow one every fall and take it off in the spring. Keep it short though so I don't look like a mountain man.
Well, this is more a medium sized dog but the big one was even more of a lap dog. Hence the issue when the beard is long, they don't fit on just my lap
well, if you keep it trimmed in and clean it works just fine. i grew mine (quickly) last year and only thing i use is some beard oil at times, and i get it trimmed etc about every 5weeks.
Shave, don't shave. Eh, it depends on nothing that amounts to any kind of reason. Whatever, I don't let it grow longer than than 1/2" or so. Gets in the way of food...and I think leftover pie is an abomination.
So, Moses, gonna try and part the Red Sea to lead the members of team Suzuki to the promised lands or just try and hit on babes?
Cant go more than 1 week without looking like a hobo and going nuts with the itch. Usually can get away with a electric trimmer with no guard. But depending on what is going that day I shave with a razor.
