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Assault weapons!

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by pickled egg, Jan 18, 2013.

  1. pickled egg

    pickled egg Works with puppies, too

  2. STT-Rider

    STT-Rider Well-Known Member

  3. MadManx

    MadManx Retired for 2013-2014

  4. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    They should introduce legislation to prevent these types of senseless murders. I propose the following:

    1. Knives must be 38 inches long, 6 inches wide and weigh no less than 12 lbs. This will prevent senseless multi-stabbing attacks, as the attacker will not be able to stab victims as quickly or easily. This will give victims time to escape. However, basic operation of a knife (cutting) will not be affected.

    2. Hammers must be 36 inches or longer and weigh 25lbs. Again, this will prevent senseless multi-bludgeoning attacks and give victims time to escape while the attacker gets set for another swing.

    3. Institute a permanent ban on hammers and knives that collapse, fold, or somehow become portable. Additionally, any hammer or knife (assault object) must have a wooden handle, and stained in a tasteful, natural wood tone. Black will be unacceptable. No grandfathering.

    4. Establish a nationwide media campaign on safe use of hammers and knives.

    5. Appoint a Director of the newly created Blunt-object, Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Undefined Contributors to Crime (BATFUCC) Department.

    We're doing this for the children. If these measures can save even one life, then its well worth it.
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2013
  5. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    A 20oz waffle face framing hammer will murder your thumb.
  6. pickled egg

    pickled egg Works with puppies, too

    Imagine what a 20lb cast iron waffle iron would do to your toe!
  7. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    is said waffle iron properly seasoned?? ;)
  8. Falcondrvr

    Falcondrvr Well-Known Member

  9. jimraynor21

    jimraynor21 Well-Known Member

    F you guys...I am craving waffles now
  10. pickled egg

    pickled egg Works with puppies, too

    Be a man and kill us with a rubber mallet for putting such ideas in your head! :D
  11. stangmx13

    stangmx13 Well-Known Member

  12. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    You obviously don't understand the purpose of crash testing. You have to protect the stupid from themselves so they can keep voting you into office.
  13. Motofun352

    Motofun352 Well-Known Member

    I think nail GUNS should have magazine restrictions. Each nail should be individually loaded into the GUN before inserting into the wood. Air compressors should also be limited to 15 psig. If this is too restirctive, you can always revert back to the 25# hammer......
  14. J Bart

    J Bart Fat Kid Track Days

    Because you brought up nail guns......

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  15. jp636

    jp636 Yellow Turd

    Hammers, knives, seasoned waffle irons, etc.. don't compare to the real culprit here:

  16. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

    Uh, pardon me Mr 636, but all you need congress to do is repeal the law of gravity...
  17. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Point of order sir. Congress did not pass that one, so you would need to direct the repeal elsewhere. Might I suggest Parliament since Sir Isaac was the progenitor of said law.
  18. Hammer 4

    Hammer 4 Can't Touch This

    My Hitachi framing nail gun is full auto..Think it's illegal..? :D

    And, what about my 6 or 7 23oz. waffle framing hammers..? :D
  19. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

    You hammer waffles? What a MAN!
  20. Hammer 4

    Hammer 4 Can't Touch This

    only when I'm hungry...:D

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