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This just in from the "Sad but true" category:

$10,000
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006

2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a Loving wife. Apparently "Do whatever the hell you want" doesn't mean what I thought.
Call me, Steve...(801)867-8292

:tut:

 

Thank you! I needed that laugh!

 

Guy needs to grow a pair.

 

I didn't think they grew back.

 

He's got a pair....too bad he keeps them in his wife's purse.

 

He's got it backwards. Mull it over long enough and 'try' to include the wife. It usually takes 2 days before my wife just tells me to buy it so she doesn't have to talk about it. Simple...and she can't bitch about it later.

 

Here it is:

 

Look at the price. He's selling it because he got in over his head and can't afford the payments... the wife is just an excuse.