A history of boobs

Dateline November 1992: Metalhead marries Shaneekwa. Shaneekwa is a 5' 4", 99 pound smartass/sassy/cute thang with nice muscular legs and butt. She's small up top though. Built like a gymnest. Metalhead doesn't care. Metalhead is very happy.

Dateline May 2003: Metalhead declares to Shaneekwa that he's saved up $5300 for a new bike. Metalhead is very happy.


Dateline 30 seconds later: Shaneekwa says "Oh no hell no you ain't. I'm gonna get some boobs with it". Metalhead is mad, yet happy.


Dateline June 12, 2003 (Metalheads 40th birthday): Shaneekwa gets all jacked from a 34A to a 34D in two short hours. Metalhead is VERY happy.


Dateline May 2013: Shaneekwa declares she's having the boobs removed because she's tired of them. Metalhead doesn't care. He's tired of hearing her bitch about them all the time.


Dateline June 12, 2013 (Metalheads 50th birthday): Shaneekwa goes from a 34D to a 34A in less than an hour. Metalhead is confused, yet relieved.

Dateline December 2013: Metalhead declares that he has saved up $5000 for a new bike. Shaneekwa declares that she's taking the money to have her boobs done again. Metalhead is REALLY mad but happy at the same time.


Dateline January 8, 2014: Shaneekwa goes BACK to a 34D. Metalhead is happy again.


Dateline today at 6:36am: Metalhead tries to feel boobs while Shaneekwa is at the sink washing dishes and takes a fork to the forehead. Metalhead is NOT happy.



The end.

 

Pics or it didn't happen. And I don't mean pics of the money, the bike(s) or the fork, or the forehead, either.

 

Are you insane? So you spent $5200 to have them installed. Some sum of money to have them deflated and then another $5000.00 to have them reinstalled? Moron....

 

im with stan. we need a pic of june 11 2003, june 12 2003, and january 15th 2014 for this to be worth the beeb's time.

 

Do they produce milk of gold?

 

Dammit man, I told you......

 

$10,300 and you get to play with them, what, 15 minutes a week?

You could have bought a nintendo for like $500 and a bunch of game for another $200 and played with that for hours every week.

 

So you're out $10,300, no new bikes and you can't touch them. You got the short end of that deal man.

 

That's insane.
At least you could have resold the bike should you have become bored with it (which is highly unlikely, because bikes are extremely enjoyable, forever).
I personally think you should have said "no" to the second overhaulin' (at the risk of taking yet another fork to the forehead but being 5 grand richer).

 

Does she at least slam them in your face on certain occasions?

 

the internet makes your wife sound like she sucks. (not the good kind)

 

50 really isn't that old to continue having mid-life crisis

On the upside, you got that low mileage CBR250 out of the deal. And for a heck of a good price

 

So if you said no, you wouldnt get to touch the titties and would have gotten a fork to the head....kinda whatcha got in the end, but with 5200 in your pocket?

:FL:

 

The good news is your wife doesnt Fork around! :FL:

 

For the price of a beer and a couple of loose dollar bills, you can see as many fake boobs you can stand down at the local strip club. Sure is cheaper than what you spent.

 

Pitcherz or it didn't happen....

 

Sounds like Mamma has three boobs.....one of which is way larger than the matched pair.

 

Sounds like she's f'in with your mind yo. Or trying to torpedo the moto activities in a very sneaky, well played way.

 

I'm thinking the only way to square things up would be for you to have male enhancement surgery and become a porn star.