Crackheads of Facebook Marketplace

I'll start:

 

the stupid is strong there...

 

If only I were closer.

 

Seems legit.

My favorite is tires for sale. No brand no size , just "4 tires for sale" and apparently only us 1%s know how to read a date code

 

Selling on there over 500$ in value is even worse.

You either get the dude that thinks you're running a free transport business, or the guy that'll trade you double the amount of shit you're trying to get rid of. None of them can get a loan.

I give it 5 years and pretty much all used cars worth any money will have to be traded in because the rest of society cannot save money and even worse has toasted their credit.

 

I love it when I post up free stuff and they want me to deliver.

 

36 large and they can't be bothered to include an interior pic.

 

I had that happen.
I posted up some used riding gear, for free, still usable and waterproof, as my son had upgraded to Klim.
He's a weird size, MXT, so I figured some other tall guy could use it
One guy was really interested until he realized I was 15 miles away. Apparently that was just too far for free.

 

What in retardation is the gate in the left side for? Tell me that’s not the “ramp” for that shitshow.

 

It would be hilarious to find these people and tell them to create an account here and explain themselves.

 

There is no explanation other than acute stupidity.

 

80% of FB marketplace responses are bots. Not a human. So it would be pointless to have them sign up, they are just a script.

19% of the remaining 20 are fucking morons and 1% are decent humans, half of which aren't good at the Internet and the other half are ok at it. Just ok. That's why they are on Facebook.

 

I sold a quad and a bunk bed on Facebook MP but it took a while and I had to sift through the "still available" questions to get to a human but eventually it worked out.

 

Sorry, but the biggest crackhead I've ever dealt with when trying to sell something, was on here.

 

That door is typically for access to equipment like a generator, air compressor, batteries, what ever. Nice trailer, lousy advertisement.

 

This
But who would translate?

 

yeah there is one or 2 that sell scrap as usable motorbike parts. Ive also seen 2 of the rolling heaps they sold as "mint" or similar description.

 

That's the headboard leftover from when it was a Pop up camper

 

"For sell" or "I want to sale" always gives it away

 

Have you seen how many mouth breathers on here can't figure out how to post pictures of the bike they're trying to sell? Or say "too much to list"

Yes. Nothing peaks my interest in wanting to give a stranger thousands or tens of thousands of dollars of cash with nothing more than "x year x model bike for sale too much to list, can't post pics"

I see ads for sale that take more than 2 pictures that are above potato level quality, with a description, location, and price of the bike...and I want to buy it simply because I know the owner isn't a total fucking retard.