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Another bacon poll

Discussion in 'General' started by Dave Wolfe, Sep 29, 2022.

?

You only have one for the rest of your life:

  1. Bacon

    7 vote(s)
    30.4%

  2. Sex

    4 vote(s)
    17.4%

  3. Dogs

    12 vote(s)
    52.2%
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  1. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe I know nuttin!

    You can only have one of these for the rest of your life. What do you choose?
     
    Dave Wolfe, Sep 29, 2022
    #1
  2. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    Name your dog “bacon” and you could preserve all 3. You are in Iowa correct?:D
     
    britx303, Sep 29, 2022
    #2
    merle4, Motofun352, Steak Travis and 9 others like this.
  3. Yzasserina

    Yzasserina sound it out

    That’s just wrong! I laughed.
     
    Yzasserina, Sep 29, 2022
    #3
    britx303 likes this.
  4. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe I know nuttin!

    You're thinking Florida, bud!!
     
    Dave Wolfe, Sep 29, 2022
    #4
    britx303 likes this.
  5. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    why would i eat dogs?
     
    Phl218, Sep 29, 2022
    #5
  6. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe I know nuttin!

    I see no cat ladies have voted yet
     
    Dave Wolfe, Sep 29, 2022
    #6
  7. motoracer1100

    motoracer1100 Well-Known Member

    Cuz their Hot ? :rock:
     
    motoracer1100, Sep 29, 2022
    #7
  8. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe I know nuttin!

    Heres to my bacon brother!!

    :beer:
     
    Dave Wolfe, Sep 29, 2022
    #8
    Once a Wanker.. likes this.
  9. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Jesus!!! :crackup::crackup::crackup:
     
    HPPT, Sep 29, 2022
    #9
    Once a Wanker.. and britx303 like this.
  10. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan My 13 year old is faster than your President

    Pork

    Is a verb.
     
    StaccatoFan, Sep 29, 2022
    #10
    Once a Wanker.. likes this.
  11. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    You never played”outsmart the genie “ as a kid? Gotta learn to reap the most out of the least amount possible. With my advice to Dave Wolfe he can make the decision yet still retain bacon,dog and sex;):D
     
    britx303, Sep 29, 2022
    #11
  12. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe I know nuttin!

    Dog fucker is a line I wont cross. Maybe Robbie Bobby or Garth?
     
    Dave Wolfe, Sep 29, 2022
    #12
  13. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    I'd much rather fuck a dog than fuck Robby Bobby or Garth....
     
    Mongo, Sep 29, 2022
    #13
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  14. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    New and interesting details about Mongo...
     
    Venom51, Sep 29, 2022
    #14
    StaccatoFan and CBRRRRR999 like this.
  15. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    Wow……..and I thought plarp and I were macabre……..y’all sick :crackup:
     
    britx303, Sep 29, 2022
    #15
  16. CBRRRRR999

    CBRRRRR999 Well-Known Member

    Train your dog to fetch bacon and you will always have sex available. I'm concerned at the path some a y'alls minds immediately deviated to.
     
    CBRRRRR999, Sep 29, 2022
    #16
  17. bpro

    bpro Big Ugly Fat F*****

    Nah, At my age I chose the dog. They last longer than bacon or sex. (and my doctor will need to get involved with either of those choices anyway.
     
    bpro, Sep 29, 2022
    #17
    CBRRRRR999 likes this.
  18. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe I know nuttin!

    Seein how sex is in last place, the sexual market value for women with this audience is alarmingly low.

    Alright, Ill trade my dog for the highest bacon offer!!
     
    Dave Wolfe, Sep 29, 2022
    #18
  19. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned

    Dogs are useful. the other two will just get you in trouble.
     
    cortezmachine, Sep 29, 2022
    #19
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  20. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned

    thats cause most of us are old farts
     
    cortezmachine, Sep 30, 2022
    #20
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