Honestly, I don't have any (besides the pic in my avatar - I took it). And I have no self respect; thus, why I'm a long time follower, first time poster on the BEEB. I can't corner low, and I use my 3' screw driver to open cans of paint.
Who the fuck let the probie post without getting his report cards from a prominent university? I tell ya, the management of this place is utter shit.
Pretty sure there's a double entendre going on here and the new member likely has another older account on the beeb.
He beat some guy with a GoKart in a race neither of them showed up for after an argument over who bought ALL of the water while getting lost on their way to see a donkey so they skipped the prominent university requirement and went straight to a fork in the head.