Signs you are aging...

Discussion in 'General' started by Venom51, Jul 12, 2019.

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  1. dave3593

    dave3593 What I know about opera I learned from Bugs Bunny

    Like others, I'm thinking about buying a lift so I can work on my bikes without killing my knees.
     
    dave3593, Jul 14, 2019
    #101
  2. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    I passed gas and didn’t stain my shorts.

    #win
     
    pickled egg, Jul 14, 2019
    #102
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  3. motoracer1100

    motoracer1100 Well-Known Member

    I stayed in bed till almost 10:30 today and I feel great . :D
     
    motoracer1100, Jul 14, 2019
    #103
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  4. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    I was 4 hours into a lighting retrofit when you stopped snoring... :p
     
    pickled egg, Jul 14, 2019
    #104
  5. motoracer1100

    motoracer1100 Well-Known Member

    Damn was it that loud :crackup:
     
    motoracer1100, Jul 14, 2019
    #105
  6. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    NTAF man... NTAF
     
    auminer, Jul 14, 2019
    #106
  7. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    I used to be able to sleep in on the weekends, but nowadays, I am wide awake at 6-7 and can't go back to sleep. All these years of getting up from 4:30-5:20 have put me in a bit of a rut.

    The occasional chance I get to nap usually ends up with me reaching for the phone for entertainment and I won't actually sleep. It's a welcome change from chasing a 6 year old all weekend, though.
     
    motoboy, Jul 14, 2019
    #107
  8. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Put on a nascar race usually fixes that for me.

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
    auminer, Jul 14, 2019
    #108
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  9. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    They still do that?
     
    motoboy, Jul 14, 2019
    #109
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  10. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

    Yeah. They should market NASCAR as a Sunday afternoon sleep aid.
     
    BSA43, Jul 15, 2019
    #110
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  11. joec

    joec brace yourself

    Your one owner race bike qualifies for a vintage class.
     
    joec, Jul 15, 2019
    #111
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  12. Canadian Bacon

    Canadian Bacon .

    I’m 45 and feel better than I ever have but the things that make you happy are totally different.
     
    Canadian Bacon, Jul 15, 2019
    #112
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  13. sdiver

    sdiver Well-Known Member

    When a walk is considered exercise. :D
     
    sdiver, Jul 15, 2019
    #113
  14. scottn

    scottn Well-Known Member

    The Old Man Motto:

    Never Trust a Fart, Never Waste a Boner.
     
    scottn, Jul 17, 2019
    #114
  15. mcarter

    mcarter Well-Known Member

    When you start waking up without morning wood
     
    mcarter, Jul 17, 2019
    #115
  16. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    Being attracted to milfs instead of young nymphs.
     
    cha0s#242, Jul 17, 2019
    #116
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  17. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Well then I have been old since I was about 14.
     
    Venom51, Jul 17, 2019
    #117
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  18. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    MILFophile.
     
    R Acree, Jul 17, 2019
    #118
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  19. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    +1
     
    HPPT, Jul 17, 2019
    #119
  20. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    How many teachers are in jail because of you two?
     
    R Acree, Jul 17, 2019
    #120
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