Book of Racing; Chapter 2015, Psalm 46:

Hawk518 · Nov 8, 2015

rfka steelcity said: ↑

Why? Title or no title, what he's done this year only ads to his legend. Who do you propose as the GOAT, and what were they doing at age 36?
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Rossi has done exactly what Rossi or any other pilot in that seat is expected to do. Battle his teammate, battle the Honda pilots and clear away from the Duc and the rest of the grid.

Hawk518 · Nov 8, 2015

HPPT said: ↑

A fortnight after The Day of Doom, the Uccio Nation gathered inValencia for the Final Coronation.
The challenge that Jesus of Tavullia had brought upon himself was monumental.
Thousands of asterisks had been polished and holstered under the yellow shirts, just in case.
But the uccios had prayed collectively for two weeks, in shifts, day and night.

They had firt hanged their hopes on good old favoritism, self-respect be damned.
Their faith in the benevolent priests of the C.A.S. was strong, they sent a petition.
The verdict could only be a fair and just show of blindness to JoT's transgression.
Alas, the priests resisted the power of collective prayer and said "Racers race!"

The Final Coronation started with great promise and a scintillating practice performance.
The Moody Janitor seemed disoriented and threatened by JoT's speed.
But on the second day, when it counted, he pummeled the track into submission.
While Valentina rehearsed the Valencia Choke trying to follow Lil' Dani.

On the third day, hope had returned to The Uccio Nation after a night of prayer.
Hopefully a meteor would plummet to earth into the Spanish Armada.
JoT would then take his rightful place at the front of the pack,
As the rest of the field would part like the Red Sea in a show of respect.

Finally it was time to race, the starter turned off the red lights.
JoT sliced through the bottom half of the field like an incandescent knife through butter.
While he was making a mockery of that joke of a penalty, Team Italia was doing its job.
Petrucci rolled out the red carpet, Iannone tried to bring out the red flag.

The situation quickly reached the expected point, JoT in fourth hoping for divine help.
The large hordes of uccios suddenly got quiet, shamefully praying for Marquez and Pedrosa.
The Moody Janitor fought like a wounded lion, eventually making it his coronation.
He sadly ruined it with a prepared celebration, but what mattered was the uccios' deflation.
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Nice.

rd49 · Nov 8, 2015

HPPT said: ↑

A fortnight after The Day of Doom, the Uccio Nation gathered inValencia for the Final Coronation.
The challenge that Jesus of Tavullia had brought upon himself was monumental.
Thousands of asterisks had been polished and holstered under the yellow shirts, just in case.
But the uccios had prayed collectively for two weeks, in shifts, day and night.

They had firt hanged their hopes on good old favoritism, self-respect be damned.
Their faith in the benevolent priests of the C.A.S. was strong, they sent a petition.
The verdict could only be a fair and just show of blindness to JoT's transgression.
Alas, the priests resisted the power of collective prayer and said "Racers race!"

The Final Coronation started with great promise and a scintillating practice performance.
The Moody Janitor seemed disoriented and threatened by JoT's speed.
But on the second day, when it counted, he pummeled the track into submission.
While Valentina rehearsed the Valencia Choke trying to follow Lil' Dani.

On the third day, hope had returned to The Uccio Nation after a night of prayer.
Hopefully a meteor would plummet to earth into the Spanish Armada.
JoT would then take his rightful place at the front of the pack,
As the rest of the field would part like the Red Sea in a show of respect.

Finally it was time to race, the starter turned off the red lights.
JoT sliced through the bottom half of the field like an incandescent knife through butter.
While he was making a mockery of that joke of a penalty, Team Italia was doing its job.
Petrucci rolled out the red carpet, Iannone tried to bring out the red flag.

The situation quickly reached the expected point, JoT in fourth hoping for divine help.
The large hordes of uccios suddenly got quiet, shamefully praying for Marquez and Pedrosa.
The Moody Janitor fought like a wounded lion, eventually making it his coronation.
He sadly ruined it with a prepared celebration, but what mattered was the uccios' deflation.
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A tome for the ages.
Has anybody checked on RepoMan I fear for his safety.

Johnny B · Nov 8, 2015

HPPT said: ↑

A fortnight after The Day of Doom, the Uccio Nation gathered inValencia for the Final Coronation.
The challenge that Jesus of Tavullia had brought upon himself was monumental.
Thousands of asterisks had been polished and holstered under the yellow shirts, just in case.
But the uccios had prayed collectively for two weeks, in shifts, day and night.

They had firt hanged their hopes on good old favoritism, self-respect be damned.
Their faith in the benevolent priests of the C.A.S. was strong, they sent a petition.
The verdict could only be a fair and just show of blindness to JoT's transgression.
Alas, the priests resisted the power of collective prayer and said "Racers race!"

The Final Coronation started with great promise and a scintillating practice performance.
The Moody Janitor seemed disoriented and threatened by JoT's speed.
But on the second day, when it counted, he pummeled the track into submission.
While Valentina rehearsed the Valencia Choke trying to follow Lil' Dani.

On the third day, hope had returned to The Uccio Nation after a night of prayer.
Hopefully a meteor would plummet to earth into the Spanish Armada.
JoT would then take his rightful place at the front of the pack,
As the rest of the field would part like the Red Sea in a show of respect.

Finally it was time to race, the starter turned off the red lights.
JoT sliced through the bottom half of the field like an incandescent knife through butter.
While he was making a mockery of that joke of a penalty, Team Italia was doing its job.
Petrucci rolled out the red carpet, Iannone tried to bring out the red flag.

The situation quickly reached the expected point, JoT in fourth hoping for divine help.
The large hordes of uccios suddenly got quiet, shamefully praying for Marquez and Pedrosa.
The Moody Janitor fought like a wounded lion, eventually making it his coronation.
He sadly ruined it with a prepared celebration, but what mattered was the uccios' deflation.
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Deflation ain't the word for it.

pkaustin · Nov 8, 2015

HPPT said: ↑

A fortnight after The Day of Doom, the Uccio Nation gathered inValencia for the Final Coronation.
The challenge that Jesus of Tavullia had brought upon himself was monumental.
Thousands of asterisks had been polished and holstered under the yellow shirts, just in case.
But the uccios had prayed collectively for two weeks, in shifts, day and night.

They had firt hanged their hopes on good old favoritism, self-respect be damned.
Their faith in the benevolent priests of the C.A.S. was strong, they sent a petition.
The verdict could only be a fair and just show of blindness to JoT's transgression.
Alas, the priests resisted the power of collective prayer and said "Racers race!"

The Final Coronation started with great promise and a scintillating practice performance.
The Moody Janitor seemed disoriented and threatened by JoT's speed.
But on the second day, when it counted, he pummeled the track into submission.
While Valentina rehearsed the Valencia Choke trying to follow Lil' Dani.

On the third day, hope had returned to The Uccio Nation after a night of prayer.
Hopefully a meteor would plummet to earth into the Spanish Armada.
JoT would then take his rightful place at the front of the pack,
As the rest of the field would part like the Red Sea in a show of respect.

Finally it was time to race, the starter turned off the red lights.
JoT sliced through the bottom half of the field like an incandescent knife through butter.
While he was making a mockery of that joke of a penalty, Team Italia was doing its job.
Petrucci rolled out the red carpet, Iannone tried to bring out the red flag.

The situation quickly reached the expected point, JoT in fourth hoping for divine help.
The large hordes of uccios suddenly got quiet, shamefully praying for Marquez and Pedrosa.
The Moody Janitor fought like a wounded lion, eventually making it his coronation.
He sadly ruined it with a prepared celebration, but what mattered was the uccios' deflation.
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The fact that so many are so miserable brings me great joy. Rossi's post-race rant makes it all the sweeter.

alexm · Nov 8, 2015

pkaustin said: ↑

The fact that so many are so miserable brings me great joy. Rossi's post-race rant makes it all the sweeter.
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There's a name for that condition and institutions that can help you

worthless · Nov 8, 2015

RWDFUN said: ↑

tl;dr
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Uccios wine, spaniards dine.

Suburbanrancher · Nov 8, 2015

worthless said: ↑

Uccios wine, spaniards dine.
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As the Spaniards should. Even Horhay says he was helped to the championship these last few rounds by the actions of his fellow countrymen.

As bad as it may be for Rossi, it's Marquez who proved himself the one willing to sell himself on a corner. My respect for the janitor stands, but Marquez is a sellout.

tzrider · Nov 8, 2015

MM didn't want so much Jorge to win as he wanted Vale to lose.

IMHO, of course....

Repo Man · Nov 8, 2015

OK, I'm back, was away at a motorsports event today... I'm just fine, thanks!

Here's a quote from August 8th, 2015 that I hope translates easily into French. :up:

Repo Man said: ↑

Not me, because my main focus is on Yamaha winning.

If the Janitor wins, I'm happy!

If VR wins, I'm even happy-er!

And when the Evil Red Empire / Lawnmower Factory gets beat, I'm the most happy-est.
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My main aliegence is with Yamaha. Always has been. Since KR, Eddie and Wayne were riding Yamahas. Even over VR, or any other rider. When VR was riding the Duc I cheered for JLo and Ben.

So when Yamaha wins, it takes precedence over any particular rider, and crushing the life out of the Lawnmower Factory is what really matters.

Would I have liked to see VR win today?? Hells yes. He's my favorite racer, and the 25th to 4th ride today adds another page to his legacy. BUT:

Yamaha crushed HRC and the Monkey Man this season. I am just fine with that....

Thanks for caring!

Repo Man · Nov 8, 2015

HPPT said: ↑

A fortnight after The Day of Doom, the Uccio Nation gathered inValencia for the Final Coronation.
The challenge that Jesus of Tavullia had brought upon himself was monumental.
Thousands of asterisks had been polished and holstered under the yellow shirts, just in case.
But the uccios had prayed collectively for two weeks, in shifts, day and night.

They had firt hanged their hopes on good old favoritism, self-respect be damned.
Their faith in the benevolent priests of the C.A.S. was strong, they sent a petition.
The verdict could only be a fair and just show of blindness to JoT's transgression.
Alas, the priests resisted the power of collective prayer and said "Racers race!"

The Final Coronation started with great promise and a scintillating practice performance.
The Moody Janitor seemed disoriented and threatened by JoT's speed.
But on the second day, when it counted, he pummeled the track into submission.
While Valentina rehearsed the Valencia Choke trying to follow Lil' Dani.

On the third day, hope had returned to The Uccio Nation after a night of prayer.
Hopefully a meteor would plummet to earth into the Spanish Armada.
JoT would then take his rightful place at the front of the pack,
As the rest of the field would part like the Red Sea in a show of respect.

Finally it was time to race, the starter turned off the red lights.
JoT sliced through the bottom half of the field like an incandescent knife through butter.
While he was making a mockery of that joke of a penalty, Team Italia was doing its job.
Petrucci rolled out the red carpet, Iannone tried to bring out the red flag.

The situation quickly reached the expected point, JoT in fourth hoping for divine help.
The large hordes of uccios suddenly got quiet, shamefully praying for Marquez and Pedrosa.
The Moody Janitor fought like a wounded lion, eventually making it his coronation.
He sadly ruined it with a prepared celebration, but what mattered was the uccios' deflation.
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It gives me great joy to know that I'm that deep in your head...

HPPT · Nov 9, 2015

Right, I know you're bursting with happiness right now and not trying to save face at all.

Past Glory · Nov 9, 2015

Johnny B said: ↑

Deflation ain't the word for it.

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Nicely done.

bleacht · Mar 20, 2016

Sooo...

masshole · Mar 20, 2016

This is Chapter 2015 thread.

bleacht · Mar 20, 2016

I must've missed the 2016 thread to bump.

Rob P · Mar 20, 2016

bleacht said: ↑

I must've missed the 2016 thread to bump.
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Don't worry about it, the 2016 thread will be the same as the 2015 thread...

eggfooyoung · Mar 20, 2016

It's like that bike just knows it's way to 4th.

Razr · Mar 20, 2016

eggfooyoung said: ↑

It's like that bike just knows it's way to 4th.
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I've been saying this for years.

HPPT · Mar 21, 2016

eggfooyoung said: ↑

It's like that bike just knows it's way to 4th.
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Damn, that's cold.

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Repo Man 50 years of Yamaha GP!!

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HPPT !!!

Past Glory I still have several AVON calendars from the 90's

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Suburbanrancher Chillzilla

tzrider CZrider

Repo Man 50 years of Yamaha GP!!

Repo Man 50 years of Yamaha GP!!

HPPT !!!

Past Glory I still have several AVON calendars from the 90's

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masshole sixoneseven

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