favorite funny movie lines

I think it's "Five by five" and it's from Aliens and a radio reception term.

Unless you meant "No muff too tough, we dive at five" in which case it's from my high school days.

 

Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

 

"You see, it has raisins in it. You like raisins".

 

She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.

 

"I bet she gives grreatt helmet"

"Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?"

 

Great movie.....I need to get that aardvark jacket!

 

Never saw 'Pink Cadillac'. Perhaps 'Jarhead' used it because they liked it.

 

:up:
That cracks me up every time I see it.

 

"Figures.."
"It figures?"
"Just about the time I get to liking someone, they ain't around for very long"
"I noticed when you get to disliking someone, they ain't around for very long either.."

-or-

"The Marines are looking for a few good men. Unfortunately, you ain't it."
- and just about every other line in that movie

 

"What's 'FNG'?..."

 

"Oh!, it's twue!"

"Get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland you cunts! "

 

One is The Departed.

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.

 

"Conan! What is best in life?"

"To CRUSH your enemies! See them driven before you! And hear the lamentation of the women."

Another great one in Conan is the good guys and bad guys are standing around bickering and Conan is standing there silent til someone asks him a question,

"Enough talk!" and he starts stabbin mofos right and left lol.

 

2 is Pulp Fiction. 3 is Monty Python I think.

Yours is Stripes.

 

It was five by five.. What does it mean?

 

First one ,Blazing saddles,.

 

It means great radio reception. Not exactly sure but it has something to do with signal strength to noise ratio or something, I had a couple of friends into that stuff years ago.

 

'A man's got to know his limitations."

 

Crucifixion?

No, they said I could go free and live on an island somewhere.

Oh...splendid. Off you go then.

No, not really. Crucifixion for me.

 

Wedding Crashers

In my work environment, 5x5 means the same as 'Squared Away'. Basically, in good condition and ready for work.