A history of boobs

I would say what we have here is a conspiracy....a boobgate if you will, a full investigation is in order and yes we will need pics. many pics.

 

:wow: ok, I DID NOT expect to see that...er....those in that pm. Holy tune in Tokyo. Nice! Thanks dude. :up:

 

Everyone knows that boobies should be redone every 8-10 years.

 

Next time you save up $5k, just go buy the bike and keep it in the garage until she notices. And fork her in the a** when she wants to play with it.

 

Were you day dreaming of winning nervous races when the doctor was clearly explaining that it was a medical necessity that you massage them daily during the first 6 months of ownership?

 

LOL I am just tickled to no end he even calls her Shaneekwa. Right up til she stabs him lol.

This thread delivers. :up:

 

to be a fly on the wall in that house!

 

Here she is. http://www.blowmeupsexdolls.com/

 

Uhm, that's a little off limits.

 

Did he get the short end or is it she is getting the short end, thats why she will not let him play with them??


I could not resist, sorry!

 

Unfortunately that was the old school ones. I asked about that when the wife got hers done only to be told it wasn't necessary anymore. :down:

 

Female surgeon?

 

Did you punch him in the face? That was 6 months of fun with the wife looking at her going...."Doctor's orders honey".

 

Wanted to, but we hadn't gotten the bill yet so I thought better of it.

 

Sounds like a clever way to keep you from buying a bike...

 

Should have kept the old implants. Stick em in a bra and go to town on them.

 

There you go. Warm 'em up a bit in the microwave first and who needs Shaneekwa?

 

You never cease to entertain

 

And you make Metal seem sane.

 

Dateline 45 minutes ago: Shaneekwa got home from her '1 week' doctors appointment. The doc says things are going well, and she can shower now. Metalhead is very glad because Shaneekwa was beginning to stank like eff.