Read this, Dont throw them away

So that's how you got a broke dick? Your 8 year old girl broke your dick? Really? :wow:

 

We now have a new most insane BBS post.

 

Which post? Valve stem cap antennae or broken junk arguing over bun length hot dogs?

 

we ALL get Eco-boost 'Giesel' motors? Cool.

And, every subsystem is active? With a CAN bus? Woot! Troubleshooting just got easier!

Oil viscosity/ash detectors? Great! Now I only have to change the oil when it's needed, not when I have to guess - ah, oh, wait, my Hemi already does that (and the tirepresssure thing, too).

Another thing - the tools to separate fuel and A/C lines are cheap as hell.

Dude... You sound like the horse-drawn carriage repairman when Henry Ford started tooling up.

 

:crackhead: CO is bad for u. Open up a window and get some ventilation.

 

AC/DC tranny . . . don't wear green caps . . . ET phone home . . . the word is trouble . . . new fuel = exploding pants . . .call brother to change oil . . . Ford trucks . . . injectors and processors not talking . . . Joey Chitworld . . . 36 year installment loan for tools . . . buy paint, buy brush, wait 6 months . . . rob Brinks truck . . . fuel line out of control . . . empty garage . . . kid with issues . . .

Did i miss anything ??

 

I drive a 1981 Subaru. How many processors does it have?

 

Oooh hotpants! You had me at "Tranny!"

 

nothin' like a hot chick with a stickshift down there!

 

Prolly needs a Y2k bios update and a cathode tube

 

You forgot that righteous drugged out "christian" dude from Az with the "next Valentino Rossi" kid and the controlling soon-to-be ex-wife. The guy that wanted to kill us.

He was flippin SPUN.

-jim

 

subtle.

 

I have aluminium foil on my valve caps. I am safe.

 

Actually had a salesman tell me that I cant just fill up the tires at the gas station if they are nitrogen filled that air cant be mixed with nitrogen because nitrogen is poisonous.Had to explain to him SLOWLY that the air he's breathing is 78% nitrogen.Guess he wasnt paying attention in science class. This at a dealer in town who puts that crap in EVERY CAR they have on the lot.

 

Accurized®

 

Link please. I have two boring, heat-filled days ahead of me. I need reading material!

 

One times this dude came along like POW and we were like OMG fukt 10xIBD so we like, unhooked and pushed our submarine thrue the dessert after a night of pancake vigilantizm. It was good!