The Horrible Commentator Poll

Discussion in 'General' started by JD¹³, Feb 26, 2011.

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Who is the worst commentator in motorcycle racing?

  1. Jonathan "I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!" Green

    14 vote(s)
    6.4%
  2. Greg "What?" White

    25 vote(s)
    11.4%
  3. Scott "The Marble Mouth" Russell

    28 vote(s)
    12.8%
  4. Ralph "I'm Interrupting A Proper Call" Shaheen

    152 vote(s)
    69.4%
  1. Robin172

    Robin172 Well-Known Member

    And you think old Ralphie boy is bad? Murray is a great character, great knowledge, is a bike man first and foremost but an absolutely crap commentator.

    One year on the BBC while reviewing the grid for 250cc GP race at Donnington he came out with the immortal line "And there's Reinhold Roth, the Honda man riding the German."
     
  2. H8R

    H8R Bansgivings in process

    Like I said...There can only be ONE...and it's Murray.

    Hate him, love him, laugh at him...whatever he is the ONE.
     
  3. JD¹³

    JD¹³ Turbo Slow

    Wow Shaheen has a COMMANDING lead. Hey SPEED are you listening? Didn't think so. I hate how they feel the need to splice him in to the MotoGP races before and after the commercial breaks like we all need an update on the things we've missed. I guess that's because they can't manage to broadcast the top level, world championship, 45 minute motorcycle race commercial free. But hours and hours of NASCRAP.... we wouldn't wanna miss one of those left turns.

    On the subject of good announcers, you know who I miss seeing/hearing on TV? Alain De Cadenet.
     
    Last edited: Feb 28, 2011
  4. Jixxer Josh

    Jixxer Josh TEX The LED Guy!!

    Actually they are both English. Just from different parts of England.
     
  5. Jixxer Josh

    Jixxer Josh TEX The LED Guy!!

    Ralph Sheehan is an absolute ASS.
     
  6. krod524

    krod524 Well-Known Member

    OK I voted for Russell...bless him... he was such a great rider.

    Why do you call him "marble mouth?" :confused:
     
  7. frackadelic

    frackadelic Buddha Stalin is Chronic

    I don't get it...Green is a freaking riot.
     
  8. 23k5

    23k5 Well-Known Member


    ????? Steve Martin is Australian!
     
  9. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Well, that is a different part of England isn't it? :crackup:
     
  10. RGV 500

    RGV 500 OLD, but still FAST

    Where is the 'all of the above' button ???
     
  11. chocadile

    chocadile Well-Known Member

    I wish speed would take Ralph out to the field like old yeller and just put him down.
     
  12. exfix

    exfix Well-Known Member

    What the hell is wrong with Russell. Is his tongue too big.
     
  13. 08RR

    08RR Well-Known Member

    wish we could get the guys from BSB, Jaimie Whitam makes a dull race a good one to watch ,ive even heard them taking the piss out of the rider's...lol but he's been there so he can. Maybe its just British Humor but it makes for a great race.As for my vote That goes to Ralph.. he is the worst i think i have ever listened to. calling out wrong riders or wrong bikes, as for the live coverage at miller the last few years its was painfully embarrassing, They hadnt even researched the correct pronunciation of the riders names..Ouch
     
  14. GixxerBlade

    GixxerBlade Oh geez

    That's Greg Creamer not Ralph Sheeheen.
    I like the Canadian Outdoor Motocross guys myself.
     
  15. Saltman

    Saltman Curves Are Sexy

    Can't stand Greg Creamer and his American Spanish wannabe pronunciation of Lorenzo.
    That aside, I hate Ralph Sheeheen too. Scott Russell is just from the backwoods of Deliverance - hence the thick country twang. I hate his voice, but at least he offers more insight than Ralph. "Thar goes a Mayaaan on da Mooooove."
     
  16. Vort3xR6

    Vort3xR6 Well-Known Member

    Long live Julian, Toby, and Randy.

    I would rather listen to 100 cats getting murdered than listen to Shaheen describe a motorcycle.

    And don't get me started on Jeff Boomhauer.....er... I mean Scott Russel.
     
  17. 23k5

    23k5 Well-Known Member


    No, it's the west island of New Zealand. :up:
     
  18. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    HA! Damn Kiwis are taking over the world.
     
  19. CP10R

    CP10R Im here to party!!

    Hahaha, look how many people dont like Ralph. That guy can ruin the best of races. Russell sounds awful, but he's got the T-shirt so ill buy into it.
     
  20. motojoe_23

    motojoe_23 The Nephew

    I actually like Green

    Shaheen, annoys me and is generally clueless. What amazes me about that is how long he has been doing it, you would think he would have a clue by now.

    Russel bugs me because he talks like his damn lips dont touch each other. He is southern. I know. I have lived here most of my life too. But damn... really dude? Enunciate please.
     

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