Ed Zachary disease

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek medical advice from the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said "Ok, take off all your crose". The woman did as she was told. "Now get down and crawl reery reery fass to odderside of room". Again, she did as instructed.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your problem vewy bad. You have Ed. Zachary disease. Wurst case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates".

The woman asked anxiously, "oh my, Dr. Chang, what is Ed. Zachary disease?".

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied "Ed Zachary disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass".

 

Lmfao

 

That was funny as all get out when I heard it in junior high...

 

Slow day on the rig, Chris?

we havent moved form the dock in weeks

 

I wasn't gonna say anything. I've heard this joke being told endless times by my father in law.

He's about your age.

 

Fuzzy's gonna fuck you up!

 

I find it very hard to believe that joke was ever funny.

 

Stranger things have happened






























Ok maybe not.

 

Well damn. I can honestly say I've never heard it before.

Most importantly, all y'all can kiss my ass.










...and if you are sitting there wondering if im talking about YOU or not. Notice that i did not say some of y'all can kiss my ass.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker?

 

Take, use, this is my emoticon which is given for you.

 

Thanks

 

i just wanted to use this.

 

Haha........that seriously made me raff.....out roud!!

I've honestly never heard that one. Thanks for sharing Chaotic!