Things i got to see today....

2 dumbasses in cars with speakers mounted behind the grill, a ricer with a fart muffler that had a propeller in it and a dude that looked like Toy Caldwell from The Marshall Tucker Band. Only one of these is cool.

 

Yeah, I got to get me one of those fart propeller mufflers...

 

I got me sum whizzle tips dawg...

They go woooooooooooooooo wooooooooooooooooo..

Iz for decoration man, that's it and that's all..

 

Wat up LIl' Sis!

 

This is actually a really tough choice

 

bub rub!!! Holla!

 

You saw some good stuff Shenanigans.

On the automotive side, I saw a Jeep Wrangler with those 22 inch spinning rims. <insert puke smilie here>

I saw an unusally large number of grossly obese people, including a child who looked like that purple girl on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Violet Beauregard?)

I saw a bunch of hot Canadian chicks on the intertoob washing bikes. And on a related note, since it's 5:00 p.m. on Friday, I stopped at the local liquor store which happens to have a car wash next to it. There was a very hot chick towelling off a car there... ala Cool Hand Luke style. That was good stuff.

Good day all in all.

 

Last weekend, I saw 3 Mexicans in an older pickup, pulled over by the police. They had 30-50 10' 2x4's or 2x6's, sitting across the bedrails on the truck.

 

what did he call the lady in Cool Hand Luke, Lucille? Dits, you got me beat! What else you guys got?

 

Just saw a skinny girl with love handles.I HEART GASTONIA.

 

So you just picked up your date?

 

I saw a parked car that had a pine tree in it. An old man had cut down a pine tree that was about 12 inches in diameter, cut it into 3 foot long sections, then proceeded to load as much as he could into the trunk and back seat of an old Caprice.

 

I saw a Jeep CJ with one of those small billboards (that change every 10 seconds or so) attached to the trailer hitch.


Fortunately, I wasn't stuck in traffic behind it.

 

yea... they are loud 2, kid in my neighborhood has 1.

 

Yesterday I saw a guy on a metic cruiser with a guitar on his back...with a heat index of 110!!!

 

today i saw a late 90's buick century with 3 dudes in it, huge fart can muffler and a huge 3 level wing

 

Lucielle. Damn good job. That's some deep well of movie trivia ya got there.

 

just got back from my wifes 25 year class reunion.....need i say anymore??


i left her there....

 

I saw numerous IDIOTS in the Denver metro area on sportbikes, sorry crotch rockets, wearing tank-tops, some w/no shirt, a lot of flip flops, I bet 2 out of the 15 people I saw had helmets on.... most were riding like complete fucktards. It doesn't surprise me so many people end up seriously hurt or dead riding on the streets

 

Traveling north on a 4 lane WITH a turning lane. Old dude in a pickup is coming straight at me in MY lane with his blinker on to turn left. I had to slow to nearly a stop and the f'er never even flinched or attempted to get into the turning lane. He slowly turned left from my lane at @4 miles per hour right in front of me...Nice