I'm afraid.............. I just got this bachelor party invite

Was that the tittie bar next to Prime Quarter?

 

I have no idea. I was pretty well drunk by the time we made it there...

 

It is a great town, I'm going to miss it. I have to admit that the whole college crowd is starting to wear thin as I get older. I hope that they have decent Brats down south! If not I'm going to have to have Usinger's direct ship some to me.

 

Boobies are your friend(s)!

 

you might as well bring a case or two to start.

 

You're lucky you were drunk. The beached whales they call entertainers up here will suck your money better than a Vegas slot machine.

Duly noted.

 

Yep. Heading down Wednesday afternoon and staying thru the 200. Tony Leone and I will be helping Blake Kelly in his AMA debut.


Let me know if you have any VIP stuff going on that you can sneak me in!

 

Forget about it. Down south, they think that brats are spoiled children. Bring several cases of Usingers with you and a couple cases of Spotted Cow & some your favorite Capital brews, too- They don't make beer down south, either.

The upshot is that they do make excellent Barbecue and Bourbon- It's almost a fair trade.

Lance

 

Yummy, Spotted Cow. Damn fine beer from Cheeseland.

I do miss cooking up steaks (slathered in melted butter) at the Prime Quarter. Nothing like standing around a huge charcoal grill swilling beers and cooking a huge slab of cow. I can't believe people go there and have the steak cooked for them. What's the point?

 

Damn! You guys jack a thread faster than Cannoli and Cuddles anymore. I don't give a damn about brats and fat strippers in Wisconsin.

 

Let he who has not jacked cast the first stone.

 

I agree. There are no good southern beers.

 

Well, we will just have to agree to disagree

 

you need to set your priorities straight, Mook!

 

You're welcome to stop by the Sea Dunes if it's still standing. Paulita put her foot down, so no more Wally Gator.

 

It keeps getting better!!:up:

I love these guys!

Just sending out another e-mail since some new names where added to the list and to pass along some other information. The original e-mail is also below for those of you that missed the first one.

First of all, unlike girls who won't invite someone to their Bachelorette Party unless they are invited to the weding as well, this is not the case with guys. MANY of you, unfortunately enough & fortunately as well, will not be invited to the wedding because you are ugly or poor. As many of you already know, my original invite list was well over 200 people and 200 is the max for the wedding, so obviously I had to leave some of you out so that Kara could at least invite her parents who are paying for this whole thing. However, everyone also knows that whomever wants to still get dressed up and come to the reception after the dinner is over to enjoy some beer and dancing are welcome. But, getting back to the point, your consolation prize is that you all are invited to the Bachelor party. If you can get there !!!!

Which brings me to my next point, Nathan needs to have a head count ASAP so that they can plan the amount of beer & ammunition. So everyone, please respond to Nathan immediately and let him kno whether or you will be attending and if you are bringing a weapon, ammunition or a bottle.

Which leads to the third point. Groomsman, please contact Nathan and ask him how much he needs you to help pitch in to cover the cost. I know this gets expensive, the kilt rentals costing in excess of $200, shower presents, wedding cards & gifts, etc. etc. but remember the girls have much, much more to pay for then you do. Besides, this is the least you can do for your favorite Irish Lite weight/ heavy weight !!!

 

I cant beleive im admiting this-- i actually have 2 extra kilts if anyone needs them...

 

this sounds like a badass bachelor party, titties or no titties.
can you bring a guest or two?

 

Dude,

Be afraid be very afraid!!! Guns, boos, woods:crackhead: