Marriage: Good, Bad, or Just Plain Ugly?

Hey, I'm happy in my marriage, but my wife is cool.

Now if you ask her. . .

 

plus, it's in it's infancy.


i think i was still happily married at this marker too.


( buTt, i COULD BE a bit cynical...)

yeah, living in fear is what you want.

 

11 years and could not be happier......

yet I still follow the first rule of survival..."You should always be afraid of something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

 

ME:

1. married once. :up:

2. divorced once. :down:

I hope to not repeat the second one.

 

i'm with you here. there MAY be a second one, but no flippin' way will there be a third.

 

Marriage is a craps shoot. Either you win big or some short dude walks off with your watch.

 

you are shorter than me, and i STILL stole yo' watch like i stole yo' BIKE!

 

I have been married for 5 going on 6 years together for 9 years.

I have two catagorys for women..ones that are fun to party with and just plain crazy beotches...like the buck cherry songs.

Then theres the ones who will make great wifes and mothers.

I spent my teens and early 20's with the fun ones, then started looking for a wife and mother.

The thing where most guys fuck up is that they wine and dine and act like someone else the first year or so..thats just setting your self up for failure.


I have a great wife who is a true partner in every meaning of the word. I dont think I could of picked a better mate.

She doesnt bitch about being gone for 4 days racing in miami last month or the 10 days I will be gone in March.

What she does bitch about is not helping around the house when Im home...so I hired a mexican house cleaner

Marrige is cool if you have a partner and not a dependant.

 

yet, you are selling all yo' gunZ.


"big bad bill is sweeeeeet william nooooow..."

 

LOL, just some of them....gotta keep all the ones with supressor for when she gets lippy.

 

have you found me a local gun dealer yet??

 

What Shingle Monkey said makes sense....

Married 18 years already. Some days are good, and some days.... not so much. We set the rules early in our relationship. If Paul cheated, I got his balls - - if I did, I got the crap beat out of me. Neither one of us ever wanted to; or ever did stray. Parents were always kept out of the relationship, it is always what's best for us, no matter what our parents thought.

Paul get's a little cocky once in a while about me chosing to marry him. I just remind him that I said NO to two other men before he came along.

Dawn

 

cause THAT'S what I WANT!!

 

Dear Mr. Gunbuyer

YOu need to find a local one to you and get a copy of their FFL and I will ups the AK and the 9mm . You gots to hold them sideways when you shoot them YO!


Love
gun pimp

 

Y U gotta sell me out?


i wuZ goinZ to Kil sumbodZ wid dem.


yo.

 

If thats the kind of gun u want jest saz so, I gots some hot glocks that are made of plasticz and cant been traced....yo