Why is it that I can piss without shitting, but I cannot shit without pissing?
Fuck Sirius. They didn't give Bubba shit and fucked him for three years straight. Only thing worth listening to. Will never go back and hope it...
Just buy more, they're cheap.
A high speed rail system will NEVER be built in this country. First, the cost would be ten times what anybody would project due to everybody...
Maybe it's just baby fat...
EZ up, EZ blows-across-the-paddock. I've seen so many of these things get bent to hell from relatively light winds.
Tracks are too wide to be a Sherman.
Hey Chris, any idea when you'll be able to get my number plates, name stickers, and vinyl cut? Three weeks until my first race. Let me know, thanks.
The first season had a lot of potential, but was just poorly produced, IMO. Ruined all enjoyment I might have had.
In the struggle to please everybody, they wind up pleasing nobody.
+1 I'd probably forget my own name in front of that audience. But then I'd just pull out my wiener then everybody would forget about the anthem.
I thought she messed it up. I wasn't really paying much attention to her singing it and it crossed my mind that she missed something. Oh well....
They should just keep 50,000 kittys on standby to bring immediately onto a spill site for rapid cleanup.
10 oz. steak, that's gotta be the smallest a steak can be and still be legally called a steak. Your man card would have been in danger of...
Nevermind how many animals died to make the footballs used during the game.
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