Bizarre Florida

Come on man, this isn't Florida news worthy

 

Typical.

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/11/17/police-chase-ends-in-southwest-miami-dade/

 

Damn Volvo drivers.

 

Seems a good place for this.....

 

Not bizarre, just stupid.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...dent-severely-injured-11-year-old-son-reports

 

Florida man busted for public sex with dog, wrecking church nativity scene

https://nypost.com/2022/12/06/flori...-sex-with-dog-wrecking-church-nativity-scene/

 

Go to Florida, become Florida Man. Apparently its infectious.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/...cer-accused-urinating-ice-machine-florida-bar

 

In fairness, they do resemble giant urinals.

 

After ingesting significant quantities of stupefying intoxicants, yes. But I'm willing to wager he never did this on the South or West sides here at home.

 

It's in the water down there.

 

that makes sense. it smells pretty terrible

 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...tion-feces-trash-loose-rodents-child-her-home

 

Man caught on video stabbing Miami gas station clerk over stolen beer can

https://nypost.com/2023/01/18/man-caught-on-video-stabbing-miami-gas-station-clerk/

 

Looks like he's Jim Brewer stoned.

 

SMH

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/flor...vid-upsets-parents_n_641c621ee4b0fef15248d867

 

It's the glossy eyes...right?

 

Willful ignorance in full bloom down here right now.

 

Has to be Florida, am I right?


https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/watch-3-legged-bear-breaks-into-florida-home-drinks-2-white-claws/

 

That’s called Florida Bear.