Any BMW auto techs on the beeb?

Have a few questions

 

Jewish lightning.

You’re welcome.

 

run

 

You lost when you didn't get rid of it before the warranty ran out. Spoken from past experience.

 

If it's an E36 the answer is always broken impellor, warped head

 

It seems we can track what ever vechicle you have bought to play around with, by your asking of xxx techs on the board?

Wow, even more than I remembered.

 

I'm just a simpleton but I bet you can find a few BMW techs at this place.

https://www.fieldsbmworlando.com/

 

Yeah I collect problem children LoL

 

Those stupid mother fuckers are the reason I'm here LoL

 

Sup

 

water cooled turbo in inaccessible location?

 

Vanos man. Always Vanos.

 

Fuckinhell

So do you (OP) buy shitty shit or do you buy good shit and make it shitty?

 

Rear right light assembly is dead due to the battery in the trunk and venting/ leakage issues?

 

Maybe the amp is missing.

 

Nah, oil pump nut. Weld it.

 

Nope, an O rings under the intake that costs $12.50 and $1,800 in labor to get at it.

 

Nope, blew fuse #43 and now the doors wont open and he cant get out....

 

From what I've read about them, avoid anything that has the N63 engine. Which covers a lot of models and model years.