I thought about you driving to work this morning after the guy on the radio called someone Clem Kediddlehopper. There can't be too many of us here that know where that came from.
This thread inspired me to make bacon for a late breakfast. It was perfectly 'crimp'. Don't really care how you twats eat yours. Tho a few of you are doing it right. Good day.
Just above it was fully endorsed by a man so familiar with cooked pig he apparently has a degree. Seriously, it comes out perfect in the oven. 12-15 minutes based on how done you want it. Save yourself a ton of cleanup and line the sheets with foil.