Unless you got pictures, I'ma need you to make another appointment. A whole new class of Munch-hausen is hereby invented.
when you put it like that, it doesn't sound so appealing like the I eat A$$ stickers portray it to be.
So I did some research, not at work, on this PA-WG (hyphen inserted for work purposes) stuff. Ummm Phat is probably not appropriate, and should just be Fat with a F. Many looked obese, like they needed multiple Weight Watchers subscriptions. Like another Twinkie and they would have to pay for a third seat on an airplane.