Divorce help - God Damn Epidemic

How much wood could a woodcuck chuck if a woodcuck could chuck wood?

 

Oh shit!

 

Damn, Rick. Just damn.

 

Wow

 

stack the wood in/on his truck, then light on fire.

 

He's Doug Neidermeyer.

 

Would you like another?

 

No sir, I'm DONE.

 

When you’re a young man with love in your heart...check that, lust in your loins. You only see the motor boating potential. You miss the crazy going on around the outside. And then, it’s too late.

 

This place never fails to make me happy to be single and have never been married!

 

Imagine if some fireworks you had planned on shooting later accidentally fell out of your shirt pocket into the bark or some hole in the log, where you wouldn’t even realize it fell in there...

 

OR just stack it so you have to move it to move the truck. That would be Broome-worthy.

 

But if that's the case how can you be wise and speak from experience?

 

I have good fireworks. I am stunned, I thought I had the one, the forever, I fell in love with her when I was 12, we were in the Washington post twice! Nope to a T everything yall said. to a T. Now its Brad being dad, all time full time. Best me I can be.

 

Honestly, anyone who has been broken, because Im broken, how the fuck, when the fuck can I date again? I cant bring some tramp around my daughter. And who wants this hot mess? I know Im super dad, great guy, in shape, great job, but also 36, two kids, paying out 1k a month, so no extra $$, where do you find good people?

 

Man just live your life and be friendly- if you walk around like you’ve got all that baggage girls can sense it fo sho. Most girls don’t care about that shit anyway. You’ve got this brother. These guys aren’t full of shit when they say you’ll be over it sooner than you think.

 

is it possible to hide this shit in a town of 50k? I want her to stay, I want my kids to keep the same school. am i fooling myself?

 

Dude, don’t stress over it. You’re not looking for your next wife, and the kinds of girls you need to be hanging around with freaking love a hot mess broken man. Just roll with it (but use protection!).

 

Not, wise, but have money in my bank account, no debt and minimal bills, and have never been to court, kids are a blessing, wives not so much

 

add on, money does not make you happy, a firm believer, but the ex wife will take that away as a tool of revenge, the lawyers love that