28 minutes into it and. . .

Shut the fuck up Davey.....

 

Exactitude is not one of your strong suits.

If there ever was a duh! moment...

Lord, not you too? Let's chalk it up to voice reco, ok? Heyzooos was good but Walter is an all-timer.

 

The dog has papers!

I'm in the minority of this thread. What's not to like? Subtle humor, pre-boob job Tara Reid, Julianne Moore painting. The Jesus bowling
scene in in my top 5 favorite scenes, esp combined with the Smokey scene before it.

 

Good thing I never caught you in a typo situation, right?

p.s. I blame Dr. Cohen, the ENT who cauterized my nasal passages last month.

 

The board has interesting tastes.

I knew I shouldn't have pulled that card.

 

They were communists?

THEY THREATENED CASTRATION! ARE WE SPLITTING HAIRS?

Actually they were nihilists. They kept saying "we believe in nothing."

Ho Lee shit. I mean, say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it's an ethos!

(...I like the movie a lot)

 

Jackie motherfucking Trehorn.

 

It's true, Dude, standards have fallen.

 

Agree 1000% - completely stupid and waste of time. And, by the way, I love "B-movies". It wasn't worth the effort to watch it, let alone film it...

 

Nobody f@cks with the Jesus.

You pull that gun on me and I'll stick it up your @ss and pull the trigger 'till it goes click.

 

I am so disappointed in many of us.

 

Grow a couple of testicles.

 

Tried again and there was parts that were funny but the stench of suck made me turn on Hockey All Stars.

 

A movie REALLY has to suck to choose hockey over it.

 

It doesn't matter how many times I've watched it every time Dude drops the roach into his lap and then crashes his car into the dumpster while Creedence is playing in the background I always burst out laughing.

 

Dude, I grew up with a guy who did that. He also crashed three different cars in the same corner with the last time he almost drowned because he ended upside down in the creek. That's not a movie, that's my friend Pete.

Oh, he's a grounds keeper at a golf course and looks like Carl Spackler and lives in a cabin with no electricity.

 

Paige, you know I love you like the sister I never had and I'd drive down to ATL to help you bury a body but please don't harsh one of my Tribe's favorite movies.

 

Dave "is fragile, he's very fragile.. " .. "well, i did not know that"

 

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!