A question for our Jewish friends

Hebrew National are pretty much the only hot dogs I'll buy.. by far the best hot dog, BUT why are there only 7 in a package? Every other brand has 8. Seriously...WTF am i supposed to do with one leftover hot dog bun????

 

Jews are stingy, duh.

 

You should buy Nathans. They have eight.

 

Nathans and sabretts are my back ups

 

Ok cool but, since you already know about Nathans, why are you buying HN when you KNOW there's only seven weenies. I don't get it.

 

I like them better... but I still want to know why there is only 7

 

Ancient Israel counted in base 7...you know, 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,10,11,12,,etc

 

Both have many varieties and packaging.

Both HN and Nathan's have bun length dogs with only seven to a pack. But still, why?

 

It's one of the secrets of Judaism. When you get the beanie they teach you the secret handshake and why you only get 7 hebrew national hot dogs in a pack.

Convert and you'll get your answer.

 

Do they sell buns with only 7 in the package? If they did I wouldn't feel so Broome about it.

 

Its a conspiracy!!

 

Judaism's been around for 3000 years. Hotdog buns have been around for what, a hundred? Seven dogs in a pack means one per each day all week. It's the bun makers that are fucking things up!

 

Just eat 56 weinies at a time and its all good

 

It's been done, ask Cortez or Cannoli, not sure if either of them are Jewish

 

The extra bun is for a stick of butter for the corn on the cob. Why you gotta hate?

 

As I am the real deal let me give you the low down. You born again folk only get 7 cause you are not the chosen unbelievers. There is Heb section of any grocery deli but you have to show your circumcised member to partake. There are 8 Heb dogs in the true 'roam the desert' packs. Your lost dogs gives us nuke gaza folk the 2-fer deal.
Now do tell, what makes something Kosher? And Dave, there is a way to tell if my yomukah beanie is kosher. Bet you don't know how to tell!

 

Blasphemy!!!

Sabrett's all the way!

 

It's shrewd business. For every seven packages of buns you need to buy eight packages of dogs. Genius!

 

The Nathans we buy have EIGHT! EIGHT DAMMIT!

 

7 Hot Dogs and no bacon. Chosen people my a$$.