For Dern...

God will get you for that, Walter. :tut:

 

Venom, you're just going to have to accept that the closer she gets to delivery day, the more rude she will get. Nothing is funny when women get this close and this uncomfortable. Poor Dern has to live with it all the time. That 15 or 20 minutes of fun is going to cost the hell out of him from now on.

 

15 - 20 ... feeling generous today, aren't we?

 

Begging for it can be fun.

 

I prefer to call the begging time "foreplay" - and I didn't count that in the 15-20. I suppose it's a plausible number, then.

 

I prefer S&M at this point...

















I sleep and he masturbates.

 

Just remember he was born with the best girl friend he ever had.

 

As someone with a 3-month old at home right now ... I'm all too familiar with that approach.

 

Darren. Come get me, I am bored. I will buy BWWs.

Maybe I will have an Irish Sett...uh... red head waiting for you when you get home.

 

Can I have a puppy?

 

If that's code, I'm sure he'll oblige.

 

Jesus said he loves you.

 

No, the dog he bought me doesn't like me.
I want one that will like me.
He is probably going to steal the baby from me too.

 

Nah, you'll be fine. Our dog has always liked me more than my wife. The 3-month old daughter on the other hand, well ... mom has the boobs and the past 3 months with her. So far, I'm losing. So, night time means she's cuddling with the kiddo and I'm snuggled up with the dog. You'll have a huge leg up.

 

No.

 

Can I have a unicorn that poops Skittles?

 

Can I have this?

 

We're not zoned for it.

 

I will give you this:

 

Jesus says he really loves you.