I'm putting y'all on notice!

The Euro Millions lottery jackpot is €185 million tonight.

First thing I am doing tomorrow is make an offer to Evelyne. And on Monday, I am starting to fire customers. Not even joking. Licenses will be sent back.

Oh, did I mention I am winning this bitch tonight? Best €4 I ever spent.

That is all.

 

And because I know how fond you are of ME, I'll give you firsthand notice that I'll take my brand new Vette Z06 in that crystal red metallic with the cashmere tan/black interior.

Good luck!

 

How about I give you 5 Euros and a list of customers to layoff for a week.

 

You can't fire me. I quit.

 

where you building wera's home track? :up:

 

Let's not get crazy here. It's only €185 million. I am not building a race track. But I will be fielding a winning world superbike effort.

 

Does this mean the classifieds will be free again?
























































































I couldn't help myself.

 

Definitely. I'm not going to charge you for something that doesn't exist anymore.

 

Let me say Papa...I've always known you were not only a powerful man, but a handsome man. I was just being nice to Mongo and DaveK because I felt sorry for them, having to always be in your radiant glow.

May I call you "Dear Leader", like the North Koreans call Kim Jong Il?

 

HA! Touche!

 

How come douche it isn't pronounced Douch-Aaa like Touche?

 

I couldn't care less about you winning a damn thing, just make sure you sign DePuniet and Melandri. You know why...

 

Just to be clear, I meant that the service will no longer be offered. It wasn't a joke about the new system.

 

Fuck those guys. Just sign their wimins.

 

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Douche
Touché

 

Not even to wash truck tires.

 

Hey man...there's a smudge above the "e" on Touche.

 

Awesome